Just got dragged to the new Twilight movie by my girl

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I swear I need more of the-coli to watch it.....everybody needs to see this ending....if I could I'll upload the ending for all yall to see
 

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Havnt seen the movie yet... But the ending sounds just like the book.


Don't know whats wrong with yall......Twilight movies/books are the shyt.
 

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by your girl eh?


You probably got shirtless Robert Patterson/Taylor posters in your room too :mjpls:
 

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Except there was NO fight..and no "vision" of a future final battle

Well I already knew something was up. They never went too *far* outside of the books. So when I seen the previews w/ the final battles, I was wondering where that came from. I guess they had to add something. because the ending in the book was just :(
 

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you would have got more respect from this crowd if you just said you decided to take your girl to go see it instead of making it seem like she made you do it. i'd go see Twilight with a chick and be cool with it. hell i listened to the audio books on my iPod at work. people kept hyping it up but after checking it out for myself its all pretty crappy IMO.

the best thing about Twilight was the Volturi. that whole concept of a secret society of vampires with dedicated special powers that rules from the shadows was nice but the author never took it anywhere. in fact its barely featured at all while shytty characters like Bella and Edward who solely exist to be the perfect man who's obsessed with Bella for no apparent reason at all get heavily featured.

Bella was a typical american self-absorbed whore. the way the author played Jacob is even worse. the borderline pedophilia in Breaking Dawn was sicking.
 

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Well I already knew something was up. They never went too *far* outside of the books. So when I seen the previews w/ the final battles, I was wondering where that came from. I guess they had to add something. because the ending in the book was just :(

I read these books, at first I don't know why, then to finish the fukkery.

Breaking Dawn may be in the top 5 worst books I ever finished. Best part was the entire book wasn't through that mopey, whiny, bytches eyes.

I might have to actually check out this final movie. I have avoided everything to do with them, because the books were so fukking bad, I knew the movies had to be as bad(with less internal, I am pretty, but a worthless c*nt to be with this sparkly vampire garbage).

Rather watch and read my Harry Potters or even Lightning Thief for pure fukkery though.
 

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Well I already knew something was up. They never went too *far* outside of the books. So when I seen the previews w/ the final battles, I was wondering where that came from. I guess they had to add something. because the ending in the book was just :(
you ain't lying. the whole book of Breaking Dawn was a freak show with the most anti-climatic ending i can remember. honestly that and New Moon were turds even in book form and i wondered how the hell they were gonna make movies out of them.
 

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i used to work retail in a store that was mostly dead. i downloaded all types of audio books off Demonoid and Mininova and put them on my cell phone and listened to them at work. Twilight isn't even the worst of the paranormal romance thing. House of Night probably is.
 

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i used to work retail in a store that was mostly dead. i downloaded all types of audio books off Demonoid and Mininova and put them on my cell phone and listened to them at work. Twilight isn't even the worst of the paranormal romance thing. House of Night probably is.

Yeah. I read the first 5 books of that series. Only good thing about them was people getting merced regularly, and people actually fukking instead of the Mormon bullshyt of Twilight.

(I worked at Barnes & Noble for 7 years. You need to know this garbage to shill it):spooky::spooky::spooky:
 

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Yeah. I read the first 5 books of that series. Only good thing about them was people getting merced regularly, and people actually fukking instead of the Mormon bullshyt of Twilight.

(I worked at Barnes & Noble for 7 years. You need to know this garbage to shill it):spooky::spooky::spooky:
the main character is a Mary Sue that gets multiple love interest to the point where its excessive. in the last book i listened to the main character's best friend falls in love with a bird man. shyt had me in tears laughing so hard.
 

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the main character is a Mary Sue that gets multiple love interest to the point where its excessive. in the last book i listened to the main character's best friend falls in love with a bird man. shyt had me in tears laughing so hard.

I gave the fukk up when the evil bird guy came back to the world of the living. With the red eyed crazy people who were the main girls friends until they "died". I said fukk this and threw it in the bushes.

Now I do read all the Sookie Books and the Mercy Thompson ones, but they at least are not "teen" novels that I should be ashamed to have read, and I enjoy the fukkery of the Sookie books, even I don't love the show.
 
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