one of the dudes we went to elementary school with (we'll call him "Tee") came out to my homie ("Dee").
we were cool with dude and after 8th grade graduation we all chilled for the first part of that summer pretty much everyday until...
Tee was at Dee's house and was talking to him before I got there, I guess he felt that he could confide in him while no one else was there cause he didn't wanna get clowned or whatever.
they ended up talking about some chick in school that Tee tried hooking up with and it never worked out so Tee was worried that he'd never find anyone special to be with and he was almost depressed about it.
so Dee says "cheer up nikka, it ain't like you gay or anything... you'll find a new bytch."
right after he said that Tee looked at him and came all the way the fukk out. admitting he was a faq, and he was so happy to tell one of his best friends.
I got to Dee's house a couple hours later and Tee was already gone, after Dee told me the story he said he wanted to kick that muthafukka out his house so bad but he ain't wanna be rude.
when his mom got home, Dee told her what happened and she said "I always knew Tee had sugar in his tank, you ain't see him switchin' up the aisle at ya'll graduation?"
a few days go by and we're all still in disbelief that dude was a homo and figured he knew why we weren't answering his texts to chill anymore cause of everything that happened. we go back to Dee's house and on his home answering machine was a voice-mail from Tee saying how he was listening to Full Moon by Brandy and thinking about Dee and what a good friend he was and he hoped that his confession didn't change things between them.
we shoulda known dude was on the D.L. though...
one time in class Dee and Tee was going back and forth roasting each other on some mild, playful shyt and Dee took it too far and said "Tee, do you feel emotional to men?" and Tee put his head down and started crying. we all looked at each other like "what the fukk..."
and the chick that Tee was crushing on turned out to be a full blown dyke in H.S.
all the signs were there and we ain't take shyt on...
a few years later Tee sent us friend requests on FB and in his profile pic it was him oiled up and half naked in some photography studio and was turned up to strawberry-mango lime-rita with extra salt on the rim sweet.
I declined with the quickness.
TL;DR
dude came out to my homie and homie cut ties with dude for being a battyman.
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