Just busted my nut now I want this bytch to leave.....

[Red Maverick II]

I mean, that "alright, you can bounce" feeling comes .23 seconds after the nut.

That's why I always try to go to there place so i can just say I gotta work early tomorrow or help a friend a move for the third time this month or some stupid shyt like that. That's when they hit you with that;

"Just stay here tonight then"


Me: "yeah...I'll call you tommorow"

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

this is one thing I dont miss about being single.
I would start regretting everything mid nut...couldnt enjoy that shyt.
Thinking of all the the shyt you promised the broad...after you roll over, you look over at her looking at you w/ loving eyes talking about all the plans you made for the next day.

Her: I cant wait to go to the zoo with you in the morning

You:

Haha real talk man. Thats why bytches need to learn that if you want an honest opinion of a dude then ask him after he blew his load.

 

[Rominati]

Chicks wanna fukk and watch Bad Girls Club on the 40 inch in the crib


Sorry ma, I gotta study for this exam for my major


Nowadays if I can, I jus smash breezie's in the car

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Im feeling but this bytches welcome ran out soon as I skeeted in that rubber. Im ready to for the night. Full stomach,nut busted. What elese could I ask for besides for this hoe to leave

Thought you were married breh?




























































































Anti Monogamy Alliance unite!

 

[High Society]

Ahhhh, the musings of men following copulation with unattractive and/or undesirable females...

 

[Marti]

Did you satisfy her at least?

Did she orgasm/cum?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Yea, in my demonic days i remember this happened after i laid with a woman i likened to a wildabeast. Its so demonic, friends. Lets become involved in relationships and not demonic rendevous.

 

[pete clemenza]

I feel you breh.. after that nut its time to go back into your zone

 

[Ricky Church]

smmfh. this nikka got online after he skeeted to ask opinions on how to get rid of the bytch, how u got the bytch to fukk in the first place is beyond me.

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[malbaker86]

pay her

 

[FreshFromATL]

Just dealt with this last night. After sex I'm just sitting around like "man when this broad gonna go home." Then I tell myself, "Fresh, I'm not doing this shyt no more, fukk bringing these hoes to the crib man and then have to kick them out after sex cause you don't really give a fukk about them." Then 2-3 nights later, it's the same thing all over again

 

[Smokin Rider]

Kiss her on the forehead and tell her you love her. bytch will be outta there fast as fukk

but if that backfires you got a psycho bytch stalking you for 3 months minimum

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

tell her u got aids

 

[Dooby]

Just tell her to leave you bytch made puppet

 

[wutang512]

Im feeling but this bytches welcome ran out soon as I skeeted in that rubber. Im ready to for the night. Full stomach,nut busted. What elese could I ask for besides for this hoe to leave

Thats why you go to their house. You can leave any time you want to