Just busted my nut now I want this bytch to leave.....

[HDiron]

It's true bro, best thing you can do is not bring them over your house. Go to their place, handle your business and ride out

But we've all been there. As soon as you nut, a millions ideas are running through your head of how in th hell to get this chick to leave

 

[SubLyminalz]

download the fake call or text app on your phone

 

[Fmju]

pay her

 

[GoFlipAPack]

pay her

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

, bytch came over about 2 in the afternoon, didn't leave till like 10

Don't see how you nikkas can deal with that.

 

[ReggieFlare]

I believe they call this the moment of clarity

 

[DallasTxRep]

I know the feelin man

 

[jilla82]

Ah nothing like post orgasmic disgust. Pre nut you was ready to write a symphony for her. Post nut you don't even want to give the bytch water out of your faucet. We all been there breh

this is one thing I dont miss about being single.
I would start regretting everything mid nut...couldnt enjoy that shyt.
Thinking of all the the shyt you promised the broad...after you roll over, you look over at her looking at you w/ loving eyes talking about all the plans you made for the next day.

Her: I cant wait to go to the zoo with you in the morning

You:

 

[Why-Fi]

well if you too shook to tell her to leave, nikka make some small talk, drink some water and smash again. lemons ---> lemonade

 

[Smashley]

Kiss her on the forehead and tell her you love her. bytch will be outta there fast as fukk

 

[Why-Fi]

^lmao

 

[Niggthaniel Essex]

this is one thing I dont miss about being single.
I would start regretting everything mid nut...couldnt enjoy that shyt.
Thinking of all the the shyt you promised the broad...after you roll over, you look over at her looking at you w/ loving eyes talking about all the plans you made for the next day.

Her: I cant wait to go to the zoo with you in the morning

You:

haaa, for real son

Her: "so when are we going to see that tyler perry movie?

Me: "the fukk you talking about?"

Her: "last night you said you'd take me"

me:

My dikk:

 

[Nemesis]

The dreaded moment of clarity......





from 1:00 ...basically how I feel after sex with a random

 

[Double R]

Chuuurch!

 

[MoneyBags]

this is one thing I dont miss about being single.
I would start regretting everything mid nut...couldnt enjoy that shyt.
Thinking of all the the shyt you promised the broad...after you roll over, you look over at her looking at you w/ loving eyes talking about all the plans you made for the next day.

Her: I cant wait to go to the zoo with you in the morning

You:

lmao!!! true shyt. my fukk buddy has been trying to get me to stay at her place for years. Soon as i nut, i wash up and run out her house. she be looking out the window, looking all lonely as i pull off.