Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Official Thread

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I think this franchise has overtaken terminator as most overrated in history. Stale, formulaic garbage. How many movies will follow the same plot of

1) Kindly wealthy well intention benefactor sends protagonist to island
2) Always accompanied by nefarious mercenary group backed by evil corporate underling beneath benefactor.
3) Underling tries greedy hairbrained plot to profit from dinosaurs
4) Dinos get loose cause havoc
5) Protags accompanied by cac child(s) spend half movie ducking dodging rolling away from main super powered hybrid ultramagasonic Dino
6) Protags get saved by hero dinosaur
7) Several wife pan slow motion shots of T-Rex roaring

It’s fukking old. And now they are going to completely rip of planet of the apes. Guess the raptor will be Ceasar now. End this trash franchise now
 

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This garbage really upset me. shyt was damn near worse than the 3rd one. How are you going to spend just 10 minutes of the movie on the island with the dinosaurs and the rest in a damn house?
 

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Better than the last one, and Bryce was looking right in this flick.
 

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I really enjoyed the movie up until the auction. Then I kinda lost interest.

And I can’t believe this was getting compared to Transformers. The same franchise that had shuckin and jivin robots :camby:
 

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I finally finished this yesterday... Still got some lingering questions... what happens now??? :mindblown: and what is the little girl??? I know she's a clone or some shyt but there's something else going on...
 

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They're about to do what the Resident Evil movies did and take the focus away from the dinosaurs. fukkin stupid. I'm trying to watch a cool dinosaur action flick not some shyt about a girl dealing with being created in a lab and what that entails.
 

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They're about to do what the Resident Evil movies did and take the focus away from the dinosaurs. fukkin stupid. I'm trying to watch a cool dinosaur action flick not some shyt about a girl dealing with being created in a lab and what that entails.

We don't know what the next movie is about realistically...:ld: It could be about hunting all the dinosaurs...:manny: which could be cool...
 

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We don't know what the next movie is about realistically...:ld: It could be about hunting all the dinosaurs...:manny: which could be cool...

Hunting the dinosaurs would be cool and since they are genetically engineered they can hand wave it into them having babies somehow. The thing is I dont think they would introduce that little girl then make her a clone if they werent gonna put some focus on her.
 
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