It's a legit toss up for me. I'm the guy that loves sharknado movies and this shyt here had me like
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Official Thread
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It's a legit toss up for me. I'm the guy that loves sharknado movies and this shyt here had me like
mvp_status
Superstar
Yea this movie was bad, but JP3 was a whole different brand of assjuice 
HipHopStan
Top 113 Poster
Same one.
Movie should have focused more on Pratt's character.
Leaving the island was dumb.
Another genetic superdino?
The first Voltronsaur was actually kind of piff, Indominus Rex was heat
Leaving the island was dumb.
Another genetic superdino?
The first Voltronsaur was actually kind of piff, Indominus Rex was heat
Passed a billion.
Probably ends up at or near 1.2 billion.
That’s down about 500 million but not unexpected.
I expect the third one will be down from this one as well.
Probably ends up at or near 1.2 billion.
That’s down about 500 million but not unexpected.
I expect the third one will be down from this one as well.
Sensitive Christian Grey
The Fisher King
This movie has made a billi 
Saw it.
Liked it.
The biggest most dumbest shyt
The rest i could suspend my belief for. I mean the franchise has gotten progressively more ridiculous since the first installment so the other shyt, you know, involving the DINOSAURS didn’t bother me.
What I really hope is that they get the entire gang together for Jurassic World 3. Ian Malcolm, Allan Grant, Ellie, Sarah Harding, Nick Owen and they team up with Owen and Claire to take on whatever “Big Bad” Dinosaur that Dr. Wu comes up with.
shyt would be EPIC
Liked it.
The biggest most dumbest shyt
That clone business. shyt doesn’t belong in a Jurassic Park movie. This is a franchise about killer DINOSAURS not bioengineered humans. Like seriously who the fukk cares about that little brat? And then Owen and Claire just whisk the child away? Did they essentially kidnap her
The rest i could suspend my belief for. I mean the franchise has gotten progressively more ridiculous since the first installment so the other shyt, you know, involving the DINOSAURS didn’t bother me.
What I really hope is that they get the entire gang together for Jurassic World 3. Ian Malcolm, Allan Grant, Ellie, Sarah Harding, Nick Owen and they team up with Owen and Claire to take on whatever “Big Bad” Dinosaur that Dr. Wu comes up with.
shyt would be EPIC
God man, they really just dont know what to do with this franchise. They have no clue what made the original so special and why people keep coming back to this franchise trying to recapture. This was probably one of the movies i regret seeing the most, ever, even over numerous Tyler Perry joints. Thank God for movie pass.
There is just so much stupid shyt going on in this movie that you just have to quit trying to immerse yourself in anything resembling a story. That happened for me about 10 minutes in when the underwater door stopped closing because the remote was smashed, like come on my garage door doesnt stop closing if i drop or break the remote midway seems like a door keeping in a fukking huge ass dinosaur would have better safety measures. And why would an island full of dinosaurs be sitting there unprotected by anyone? Seems like a huge national security risk for every nation in the world, someone would be keeping tabs on it.
There is just so much stupid shyt going on in this movie that you just have to quit trying to immerse yourself in anything resembling a story. That happened for me about 10 minutes in when the underwater door stopped closing because the remote was smashed, like come on my garage door doesnt stop closing if i drop or break the remote midway seems like a door keeping in a fukking huge ass dinosaur would have better safety measures. And why would an island full of dinosaurs be sitting there unprotected by anyone? Seems like a huge national security risk for every nation in the world, someone would be keeping tabs on it.
Was late on seeing it
But even as a lifelong JP stan I just can’t cape for it, there’s not much I can say that already hasn’t been said in the thread
Congrats to the IT nerd though, he now joins Amanda Kirby as my dynamic duo of hated characters
But even as a lifelong JP stan I just can’t cape for it, there’s not much I can say that already hasn’t been said in the thread
Congrats to the IT nerd though, he now joins Amanda Kirby as my dynamic duo of hated characters
"Save our Dinosaurs"
This fukkin movie man!
This fukkin movie man!
wow so garbage
I am probably the last person on earth to see this fukken movie in the theater because I don't do bootleg (scust). I resisted watching this movie for a long time because I thought the last one sucked, but I am pleasantly surprised by this one, I did like it much better. It was a straight popcorn flick.
So here are my thoughts.
Blue is a c00n dinosaur.
I wanted that fukken meddling kid to be eaten so bad.
All I am going to say is, the next one (cause there is another installment right?) is going to be hot garbage.
So here are my thoughts.
Blue is a c00n dinosaur.
Although she was like "naw I aint your pet anymore" at the end
I wanted that fukken meddling kid to be eaten so bad.
All I am going to say is, the next one (cause there is another installment right?) is going to be hot garbage.
YakSpiller
Veteran
This has to be one of the worst motion pictures ever.
shyt was beyond whack.
shyt was beyond whack.
Mr. McDowell
The Brotha's Got His Own Money
Why the black kid gotta be screaming the whole movie? Should have just cast a white kid and been done with it.
Mr. McDowell
The Brotha's Got His Own Money
Clone kid for the Loss. Good lord what a terrible film.