Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Official Thread

[HHR]

so this is basically like Transformers, replace robots with dinosaurs.

Story wise maybe. But nothing in the transformer series comes close to looking this good

 

[Deltron]

Indo Raptor???




you tellin me dinosaurs is gettin high now?

that raptor was def. that good shyt..smirkin and fakin before the kill

 

[lamont614]

shyt was trash I’m sorry even my youngin wanted more violence

Back to back movies where I wanted the kids to get eatin by the fukking dinosaurs


That lightskin nikka made Finn look like Malcom x

 

[lamont614]

When they was climbing the side of the building I thought I was watching a cut scene from Uncharted

Me too breh

 

[Imyremeshaw]

Got dragged to this by a female and I’m still pissed.

This was terrible. In a franchise that only has 1 good film,this was the low point. So far.

There was no memorable scenes. Through two movies I can’t remember a single characters name. You could replace every actor with cardboard.The plot is insulting in its stupidity. I face palmed and laughed several times out of what I can only describe as amazement of the absurdity unfolding before my eyes.

I understand how you can make a worse version of Jurassic Park. But how do you make a worse version of Lost World? This film made Lost World look like a fukking masterpiece.

The ending. My god that ending. This is sharknado played straight.

The only thing it has was a few clever camera shots. That’s the only positive I can find in this disgrace.

This franchise is creatively bankrupt. fukk this film.


2/10

I see where hes coming from but i still enjoyed it for what it was

I should read y'all comments first, cause Im heated like muthafukka, this movie was literally insulting my intelligence and I'm usually a person to let all possibilities however unrealistic play out in movies....

From the organization all about saving dinosaurs like their animals

From Starlord wanting to help ole girl out cause he still in love

To that bullshyt ass ending and everybody acting like the dinosaurs being released is no big deal(especially the little bitty joints, how the fukk can humanity catch all of them, the big ones probably will be all killed)

Don't get me wrong there were scenes were the action and CGI was dope, but this shyt was thee entire time....

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

People complaining bout the ending.
It's setting up the Jurassic sequel everyone has been waiting for.
Welcome to Jurassic World.

First, the ending was stupid as fukk because of how it got there.

I have no issue with the idea of an ending of the dinosaurs being freed into the world.

But a fukking little girl who is also a clone freeing them because they’re also clones is grade school level hack shyt that should have never left the idea phase. This made comic book writers in the 90s blush.

Furthermore their is nothing to look forward to because Colin Trevorrow is writing and directing it and all these vapid cut outs called a cast will be back. All these characters could be killed and nobody would care. Grant,Malcolm and Hammond they are not. fukking nedry shyts on everyone in these films. The talking raptor is more memorable than Chris Pratt impersonating a desk table.

I can assure you the world has not been waiitng for whatever placenta Colin is about to push into the world.

 

[wire28]

so this is basically like Transformers, replace robots with dinosaurs.

thats why i cant understand why people are like it was fun i dont see the big deal

but be like to transformers

they are literally the same thing

 

[OJ Simpsom]

First, the ending was stupid as fukk because of how it got there.

I have no issue with the idea of an ending of the dinosaurs being freed into the world.

But a fukking little girl who is also a clone freeing them because they’re also clones is grade school level hack shyt that should have never left the idea phase. This made comic book writers in the 90s blush.

Furthermore their is nothing to look forward to because Colin Trevorrow is writing and directing it and all these vapid cut outs called a cast will be back. All these characters could be killed and nobody would care. Grant,Malcolm and Hammond they are not. fukking nedry shyts on everyone in these films. The talking raptor is more memorable than Chris Pratt impersonating a desk table.

I can assure you the world has not been waiitng for whatever placenta Colin is about to push into the world.

I thought Maise was a nice touch to the movie. Not nearly as annoying as the two kids in JW.
And she had kids in the theater screaming every time Indo was coming for her. The camera pan to the bedroom scene was amazing.
Whether they decide to bring her or the two teens back is up to the writers. Doesn't make much difference to me. They were all better than any other kids/teens in any of the Jurassic sequels.
I would personally bring back Franklin to kill him off in the opening scene on some helicopter boy shyt.
Colin

Spoiler

 

[TheGodling]

thats why i cant understand why people are like it was fun i dont see the big deal

but be like to transformers

they are literally the same thing

Except unlike most of the Transformers movies the JP movies are well made and don't fill up insanely long running times with juvenile piss and sex jokes.

 

[threattonature]

The scene that really annoyed the shyt out of me was when they had to get out of their truck to get the blood from the other dinosaur. The fact that the door was open and security comes over and closes it shows they are clearly around, then the dinosaur starts knocking them all around and the red head escapes the truck. Somehow security is nowhere around as she climbs out of the truck and reopens the door. It was just shyt like that constantly going on that just makes a viewer feel dumb as fukk.

 

[daemonova]

The scene that really annoyed the shyt out of me was when they had to get out of their truck to get the blood from the other dinosaur. The fact that the door was open and security is clearly around, then the dinosaur starts knocking them all around and the red head escapes the truck. Somehow security is nowhere around as she climbs out of the truck and reopens the door. It was just shyt like that constantly going on that just makes a user feel dumb as fukk.

metal gear Jurassic park

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

They had the Indoraptor grinning when he was tricking that dumb ass gamesman

They really let a T-Rex and Velociraptor out into the world

They were alive, like me





Not sure if it’s nostalgia/how Jurassic Park defined my childhood, but I’ll never not enjoy these movies

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

What was the point of the opening scene?

To show how they got the dna for that killer as dino from the other movie and used it to crate the indo raptor

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Maisie did her thing in this breh. I ain't mad.
That annoying black kid Franklin though.

Yea the Karl Anthony Towns look alike was...

i like him as an actor tho. From an unsuspectingly cool playa ass nerd in paper towns, to bx rap nikka in the get down, to shook one in Jurassic world, he’s always gold

 

[OJ Simpsom]

i like him as an actor tho. From an unsuspectingly cool playa ass nerd in paper towns, to bx rap nikka in the get down, to shook one in Jurassic world, he’s always gold

He did a good job as that character you want to die through the whole film. All the kids in this did great. Way better than gymnastics girl and the 2 brothers from JW.