Renegade47
Superstar
short with the red hair has a nice ass brehs. when they got out the cage and were looking at the dinosaur run away 
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Official Thread
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Flex Grossman
Funky
Thought it was pretty dope. Didn’t expect anything from it because bringing the dinosaurs to America turned out so shytty last time.
Wavy Hair Chipped Teeth
they spinnin nugga they spinnin
It was aight, enjoyable enough. Not really that much more you can do with the dinosaurs running wild and killing people idea to make it plausible...but they were really reaching on this one.
A lot of doing things just to do it, Michael Bay style
A lot of doing things just to do it, Michael Bay style
Pretty much every animal has the instinct to sense when a natural disaster is imminent and head for shelter. So these dinosaurs are so dumb and murderous that not only do they go to the edge of the island only when the volcano reaches Hiroshima level, but in the middle of it blowing up they're still trying to stalk and kill people and attacking each other?
The whole dinosaur auction was absolutely silly. And how is the Chinese cat not on a FBI/worldwide most wanted list and locked up at this point?
Why does Bryce Howard have an assault rifle and not SHOOT THE INDORAPTOR???
What was the point of pointing the laser at Starlord and having it lunge at him? Who tf would do that???
Durrrr she wuz paying attention to da demonstration! OK??
The whole dinosaur auction was absolutely silly. And how is the Chinese cat not on a FBI/worldwide most wanted list and locked up at this point?
Why does Bryce Howard have an assault rifle and not SHOOT THE INDORAPTOR???
What was the point of pointing the laser at Starlord and having it lunge at him? Who tf would do that???
Durrrr she wuz paying attention to da demonstration! OK??
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Y'all tearing this movie apart. I was gonna go today but not if it's that bad.
Save your money or watch another movie.
This was a shyt show. I can’t believe how much fukkery they packed into one film.
mvp_status
Superstar
This movie was high-key ass. Whoever wrote the script for after they left the island needs to be removed from his job
Just check your brain at the door. Every movie is like a variation of:
“let’s make some genius creation”
“Ok now insert evil doer who wants to steal the idea.”
*Evil doer does some stupid shyt and dinosaurs escape*
*people die*
Either way I like seeing dinosaurs fukking up shyt and my kids loved it. Just one of those things that you can’t look too close into or you will see the Swiss cheese of plotholes.
“let’s make some genius creation”
“Ok now insert evil doer who wants to steal the idea.”
*Evil doer does some stupid shyt and dinosaurs escape*
*people die*
Either way I like seeing dinosaurs fukking up shyt and my kids loved it. Just one of those things that you can’t look too close into or you will see the Swiss cheese of plotholes.
Good movie . Never thought that another create a Dino would be entertaining but it was
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Well fukkery is what 99% of the people on this board want from this movie.
2nd best movie of 2018 behind RP1.Top 3 Jurassic film.
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nikkas still trying to give it a pass on some fukkery shyt. well transformers the same shyt but nikkas ripping that to shreads. they literally turned it into transformers with dinosaurs
replace robots blowing shyt up with dinosaurs eating people and its literally the same thing but nikkas caping
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
I'm not falling for the okie doke this time.
I'm not going to see it
I'm not going to see it