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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Official Thread
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Got dragged to this by a female and I’m still pissed.
This was terrible. In a franchise that only has 1 good film,this was the low point. So far.
There was no memorable scenes. Through two movies I can’t remember a single characters name. You could replace every actor with cardboard.The plot is insulting in its stupidity. I face palmed and laughed several times out of what I can only describe as amazement of the absurdity unfolding before my eyes.
I understand how you can make a worse version of Jurassic Park. But how do you make a worse version of Lost World? This film made Lost World look like a fukking masterpiece.
The ending. My god that ending. This is sharknado played straight.
The only thing it has was a few clever camera shots. That’s the only positive I can find in this disgrace.
This franchise is creatively bankrupt. fukk this film.
2/10
This was terrible. In a franchise that only has 1 good film,this was the low point. So far.
There was no memorable scenes. Through two movies I can’t remember a single characters name. You could replace every actor with cardboard.The plot is insulting in its stupidity. I face palmed and laughed several times out of what I can only describe as amazement of the absurdity unfolding before my eyes.
I understand how you can make a worse version of Jurassic Park. But how do you make a worse version of Lost World? This film made Lost World look like a fukking masterpiece.
The ending. My god that ending. This is sharknado played straight.
The only thing it has was a few clever camera shots. That’s the only positive I can find in this disgrace.
This franchise is creatively bankrupt. fukk this film.
2/10
Jurassic franchise might be the only one where the ranking goes in order of release. Each film is worse than the last.
Fast and the Furious levels fukkery with dinosaurs and jump scares.
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
I see where hes coming from but i still enjoyed it for what it was
After this and book of Henry Colin trevorrow should not be allowed near a script again. He should be shot into space where he can never bother movie goers again.
I feel like Jeff goldblum was only in this so they could use him in marketing and the only reason he agreed to it was because it was 1 scene that took him half a day to film.
Don’t agree. 3 was bad but it was mercifully short,and had some legitimately memorable scenes.
World>3 though
The only thing I remember about world is seal team 6 raptors.
These are bad films. And the only reason people pretend they aren’t is because dinosaurs. Replace dinosaurs with random monsters and nobody would give a shyt.
I know it’s dinosaurs. I’m just saying this and the first world are bad films that people excuse only because it’s dinosaurs.
Jurassic park is a great film.
These are schlocky poorly made trash.
Having dinosaurs in them doesn’t excuse how bad these films are.
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
Lol i forgot about the guy with the parachute on the whole time
Yeah. It was bad. No argument will be made from me to defend the film.
I just think these new 2 are worse.
But if somebody likes JW better
Whoever wins,we all lost.