Jumpoff story.. :childplease:

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so brehs... i get a call from one of my jumps.. i havent linked her in like 3 wks.. so i hit her FB like.. damn ma... a nikka miss you .... shes like well i dont have a ph (purposely) so im like.. oh ok.. well holla at a nicca

so a nikka get a call at like 1am.. they call and hang up so im like hmmm...and i call it back.. i dont know the number but im hopeful

she picks up and is like yo.. are you awake?!?

im like yeah!! .. i was HALF sleep saying this..

shes like ok.. im at a party and ima come thru so DONT GO TO BED!!

so you know im like :win: nah baby.. im up.. ima wait for you..

shorty gets to my crib at like 3
now shorty KNOWS the deal.. like we arent pals... like if she comes thru... we doing SOMETHING sexual so when i heard my door open i was already under the sheets.. nikka.. i greeted her ass with a RAGING WOODY :leostare:

shorty is like.... :mjpls: im not taking off my clothes :dry:
so im like :wtf: why?

she like .. jus cause im trying not to do that no more..

now.. cuz me and her been dealing for eons.. im like aight.. if we aint fukking.. sup with a little handjob or sheeit.. let me jus look and i beat my own shyt.. she got her nipples pierced so i was sayin let a nikka get some eye candy :jawalrus:


she was like... i jus wanna role up one and chill..

i was like :dwillhuh:

let her roll that shyt up..

gave her ONE more chance.. shorty was like.. :umad:

i was like.. NAH......... but im bout to :snooze:

shorty was like.....aight.. dueces!!

Check my FB... she is no longer my friend..:manny:

why hoes do that brehs.. i cant make a friend my jumpoff jus on a whim.. IDK what she thought...
 
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it was smart of you to put alot of smileys.

she probably wants a relationship with you
 
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thelonious21 said:
so brehs... i get a call from one of my jumps.. i havent linked her in like 3 wks.. so i hit her FB like.. damn ma... a nikka miss you .... shes like well i dont have a ph (purposely) so im like.. oh ok.. well holla at a nicca

so a nikka get a call at like 1am.. they call and hang up so im like hmmm...and i call it back.. i dont know the number but im hopeful

she picks up and is like yo.. are you awake?!?

im like yeah!! .. i was HALF sleep saying this..

shes like ok.. im at a party and ima come thru so DONT GO TO BED!!

so you know im like :win: nah baby.. im up.. ima wait for you..

shorty gets to my crib at like 3
now shorty KNOWS the deal.. like we arent pals... like if she comes thru... we doing SOMETHING sexual so when i heard my door open i was already under the sheets.. nikka.. i greeted her ass with a RAGING WOODY :leostare:

shorty is like.... :mjpls: im not taking off my clothes :dry:
so im like :wtf: why?

she like .. jus cause im trying not to do that no more..

now.. cuz me and her been dealing for eons.. im like aight.. if we aint fukking.. sup with a little handjob or sheeit.. let me jus look and i beat my own shyt.. she got her nipples pierced so i was sayin let a nikka get some eye candy :jawalrus:


she was like... i jus wanna role up one and chill..

i was like :dwillhuh:

let her roll that shyt up..

gave her ONE more chance.. shorty was like.. :umad:

i was like.. NAH......... but im bout to :snooze:

shorty was like.....aight.. dueces!!

Check my FB... she is no longer my friend..:manny:

why hoes do that brehs.. i cant make a friend my jumpoff jus on a whim.. IDK what she thought...
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I thinks other men might do that, so maybe she thinks that's the norm???
 
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beaniemac said:
how dare a bytch (regardless if u fukked her or not in the past) come over ur crib drunk @ 3am and ready to smoke all NOT to come off any ass/head or anything. I mean :what: up with that?
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IDK if you being sarcastic but this is EXACTLY how i felt :laugh:
 
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