Juelz Santana had ZERO bars (Appreciation thread)

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Agreed, dude had some fukking bangers,spitting bullshyt .Was bumping dude shyt alot in high school.:banderas:

Allow me to deflect for a second (I'm sure I'll catch flak for this). Knowing what you know about Juelz, and what I've said about Juelz, why is it so hard for people to understand why I fukk with Live.Love.ASAP HEAVY?

Look at the opening verse of Santana's Town:

Yo, I be with a gang a gangs, who hang and bang
Animals, orangutans

Hammers move, bangers bang
Damn it dude the game has changed

Look at the opening verse of Brand New Guy

I'm camo down to my boxers, gold teeth, a bathing ape
It's animals in my projects like monkeys, orangutans
Banana clip on that chopper, I hold heat, bangers bang

It's pretty much the same shyt. and they're both Harlem. and they're both appropriating Southern vibes. Yet one is the best thing to happen to New York City and the other's a swagger jacking f@ggot from Houston? :mindblown:

The reason I fukk with Rocky is the same reason I fukk with Lil B, Missy Elliot, Slum Village and even Snoop to a certain degree. These cats spit BULLshyt. But it's goat bullshyt :banderas: The beats are fire and the intensity's there. It's not rocket science.
 
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JUelz spit so many bars that made no fukkn sense but I still fukkd with him back in the day

Like that one song he was spittin bout

"A wise man told me don't date the days :ohhh:
Cuz the date don't change the days :jbhmm:
And flippin pages don't change the page:dwillhuh:
All that does is change the page":dahell:


And he went his whole career without realizing that it's album and not ALBLUM


"THE ALBLUM IS FINISHED B ITS ON THE WAY":leon:

Alblum? Lmao where?
 

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JUelz spit so many bars that made no fukkn sense but I still fukkd with him back in the day

Like that one song he was spittin bout

"A wise man told me don't date the days :ohhh:
Cuz the date don't change the days :jbhmm:
And flippin pages don't change the page:dwillhuh:
All that does is change the page":dahell:

one of his ad-libs during that is literally 'what :what:' like he knew he was on some bullshyt but just rolled with it anyway :skip:
 

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I am sicker than sick wid it, don't listen just picture it
How vivid this picture it, how gifted and living this
No gimmicks or images, I spit and deliver it
Like no one that's living shyt
Straight from the ground y'all you dig?
Close to where the groundhogs live
Where the police hound y'all kids
Arrest and give out long bids
From where they keep the four squeeze the four
Hustle all day in the streets so long
If the feds ever decide to come
We all going down for the motherfukking reaper law
 

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Allow me to deflect for a second (I'm sure I'll catch flak for this). Knowing what you know about Juelz, and what I've said about Juelz, why is it so hard for people to understand why I fukk with Live.Love.ASAP HEAVY?

Look at the opening verse of Santana's Town:

Yo, I be with a gang a gangs, who hang and bang
Animals, orangutans

Hammers move, bangers bang
Damn it dude the game has changed

Look at the opening verse of Brand New Guy

I'm camo down to my boxers, gold teeth, a bathing ape
It's animals in my projects like monkeys, orangutans
Banana clip on that chopper, I hold heat, bangers bang

It's pretty much the same shyt. and they're both Harlem. and they're both appropriating Southern vibes. Yet one is the best thing to happen to New York City and the other's a swagger jacking f@ggot from Houston? :mindblown:

The reason I fukk with Rocky is the same reason I fukk with Lil B, Missy Elliot, Slum Village and even Snoop to a certain degree. These cats spit BULLshyt. But it's goat bullshyt :banderas: The beats are fire and the intensity's there. It's not rocket science.

:martin:



Maybe it's that you will shyt on people's musical tastes while praising the album of a dude you just admit spits bullshyt as well. :jbhmm:
 

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I always wanted to make a thread about this :wow: . But I kept on pushing it off.

Juelz was complete garbage, dude sounded like a lil kid with autism on tracks with Weezy. He got by completely on swag, deliverance, and his looks





"I be chef, the chef you neva have to re-chef
When I chef, comprende? rewind, reset, replay, action
I be chef, the chef you never have to re-chef
When I chef, comprende? (Aye!) "


:laff::mjlol::mjcry::wow:

but he completely washed wayne on you aint got nuthin :russ:
 

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Can someone tell me the name of the mixtape where he threatens nas and his boy with homothugs?

Can't remember the tape, but this shyt has me dieing.



"Keep laying them dry threats :upsetfavre:
I'll make it hard for you to digest the food that you process:birdman:
Now you really fukking with God's best :ufdup:
I will point. I will aim, and fly planes in your projects.:demonic:"



"It's obvious Nas got no respect for his squad :mjpls:"


"Yous a bytch with ho intentions:shaq2:"
 
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