Heavy_Handz
Superstar
The dude had so many classic lines it is unbelievable. One of the best comedic performances with great dialogue ever probably.
“Yeah, well, while you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be over at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellace me.”
“Look, we all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense, it's just like everyone joins this class to get an "A". It's bullshyt and I'm sorry, and I'm not putting down your profession, but its just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here all by myself, cooking the shytty food, no offense, and I just think that I don't ever need to cook "Tiramasu." When am I gonna need to cook tiramasu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's two weeks left of school, just give me a fukking break... Sorry for cursing.”
“You don't want girls to think you suck dikk at fukking p*ssy!”
“Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's--for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day...and draw pictures of dikks”
“They literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dikks. No hotdogs, no popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dikks? The best kind!”
“You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shyt-faced last night, I shouldn't have fukked that guy?' We could be that mistake!”
No shyt this movie is like the Shawshank Redemption of comedies. Every time it’s on TV I’ll just finish watching it from wherever it’s at Tell me I’m wrong! Best comedy of the 2000’s
“Yeah, well, while you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be over at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellace me.”
“Look, we all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense, it's just like everyone joins this class to get an "A". It's bullshyt and I'm sorry, and I'm not putting down your profession, but its just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here all by myself, cooking the shytty food, no offense, and I just think that I don't ever need to cook "Tiramasu." When am I gonna need to cook tiramasu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's two weeks left of school, just give me a fukking break... Sorry for cursing.”
“You don't want girls to think you suck dikk at fukking p*ssy!”
“Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's--for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day...and draw pictures of dikks”
“They literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dikks. No hotdogs, no popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dikks? The best kind!”
“You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shyt-faced last night, I shouldn't have fukked that guy?' We could be that mistake!”
No shyt this movie is like the Shawshank Redemption of comedies. Every time it’s on TV I’ll just finish watching it from wherever it’s at Tell me I’m wrong! Best comedy of the 2000’s