John Hammond is the worst theme (Jurassic) Park owner ever.

[taker597]

You got million dollars dinosaurs, but you won't give your one programmer that runs the whole damn park a raise. Just PAY DA MAN

YOU DON'T HAVE HURRICANE PROTOCOL

YOU LET YOU GUEST SLEEP IN A CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF A HURRICANE AT NIGHT OUTSIDE THE TREX PIN. GET SOME DUDES AND PICK THEM UP

ALL EXPENSE PAID MY ASS


YOU PLANT POSIONIOUS PLANTS.. LIKE CMON BRUUUHHHHHH. YOU SPEND MILLIONS MAKING THESE FROG DINOSAURS AND YOU JUST LIKE... THESE LOOK PRETTY GET EM


Your two rides was boring as fukk. Are we running a theme park or some old man's science project.

Let’s do a safari ride... But let's make it almost impossible to see and predict where animals are located.

I'd be like... bytch... I paid $15,000 grand to see some damn dinosaur, damn it.
ALL I GOT TO SEE IS THIS STUPID fukkING GOAT. I COULD OF GOTTEN A STRIPPER IN BARNEY COSTUME FOR fukk SAKE.





Velociraptor pin isn't inside the safari. It's just off the main grounds... Probably next to the hotel.

THOSE SMART ASS BIRDS ARE PROBABLY ESCAPE ARTISTS TOO... RAPTOR WALKING UP ON YOU GETTING SOME ICE LIKE .

WOAT park.

 

[Paper Boi]

lmao for a second i thought this thread was gonna be about action park

 

[ZILFIN]

He gave Velociraptors kitchen access too... they don't have opposable thumbs, Velociraptors can't cook.

 

[OmegaK2099]

 

[The axe murderer]

Yo op speaking of birds you see them pterydactyls flying off at the end of 3? They about to invade some towns

 

[taker597]

Yo op speaking of birds you see them pterydactyls flying off at the end of 3? They about to invade some towns

John Hammond: Let's create some pterodactyls and put them in a giant bird dome.
Scientist A: But why? They can literally fly away? You probably can't even bring guest in there? They some mean ass birds
John Hammond: Do I pay you to ask me stupid questions?
John Hammond Internally: Time to start that pterodactyls underground fight ring. Call it the PterrorDome. Genius.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

This thread gonna go for 10 pages

 

[The axe murderer]

John Hammond: Let's create some pterodactyls and put them in a giant bird dome.
Scientist A: But why? They can literally fly away? You probably can't even bring guest in there? They some mean ass birds
John Hammond: Do I pay you to ask me stupid questions?
John Hammond Internally: Time to start that pterodactyls underground fight ring. Call it the PterrorDome. Genius.

LMAO they really got an enlarged thunderdome. Mfs probably thought it was a good idea to go hang gliding with these flying demons

 

[Max.]

Facts


I woulda told him You fukking stink doggie!!! Old white mother fukker and that cane!!! fukking newman was fukkn the whole island up than hus fat ass got tore up by oil dinosaur

 

[Max.]

Sam jackson couldn't be the lead programmer


Did he die or was he chain smoking fukking camels

 

[ShaDynasty]

I think the whole point was that Nedry was greedy, not being underpaid.

They got unlucky with what they saw on the rides.

I don't accept that the film is flawed in any way lol.

 

[ZILFIN]

Yo op speaking of birds you see them pterydactyls flying off at the end of 3? They about to invade some towns

It's not like there's a way to tag birds and animals to track their migration patterns.
Hammond looked at the costs and spared it.

 

[ZILFIN]

I think the whole point was that Nedry was greedy, not being underpaid.

They got unlucky with what they saw on the rides.

I don't accept that the film is flawed in any way lol.

You don't understand what we're doing in here?...

 

[The axe murderer]

It's not like there's a way to tag birds and animals to track their migration patterns.
Hammond looked at the costs and spared it.

He spared no expense
He had enough to clone extinct species in an accomplishment that makes the Tanzanian wolf cloning looking like a high school easy project but he sure couldn't spend Nada on tracking em

 

[The axe murderer]

Lets talk about how this shyt let to a dangerous precedence and resulted in bio weapons in jurassic world