John Cena Promo Challenge

[NoMorePie]

"Which Cena we getting tonight, John? Marky Mark's leftovers, Austin's trash or you biting more off my Big Cuz's style?"

I actually like this one

 

[SpacelySprockets]

No matter how much these people hate me because I'm true to myself, I've been the same since day one. They hate you because you're a phony and it eats you alive that no matter how many times you switch up your motto, change the name of your finishers and fanbase, pander to the crowd, or how many wishes you make, they'll hate you regardless.

You came into the 'E with a "ruthless aggression" persona and couldn't get over so you resorted to stealing Marky Mark's gimmick. Then you stole "you can't see me" from Tony Yayo, then you starred in a shytty Marine movie and switched up to that. You went from a wigger to a marine to a super hero to a shytty D list actor.

The reason they even boo me in the first place is because of the precedence YOU set 10 years ago and continue to set to this day. They think I'm being molded to be the next you.. trust me when I tell you that nobody wants to be the next you.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

That promo really hurt TSC.

nikkas in shambles right now because mean old John Cena was mean to their bae Roman Reigns in a promo.

 

[jadillac]

Why doesn't anyone take cena's hat and put it on sideways

Pretty sure Rock did that

And basically that Rock promo where he was outside gave Cena more smoke than he could ever handle

 

[September]

No matter how much these people hate me because I'm true to myself, I've been the same since day one. They hate you because you're a phony and it eats you alive that no matter how many times you switch up your motto, change the name of your finishers and fanbase, pander to the crowd, or how many wishes you make, they'll hate you regardless.

You came into the 'E with a "ruthless aggression" persona and couldn't get over so you resorted to stealing Marky Mark's gimmick. Then you stole "you can't see me" from Tony Yayo, then you starred in a shytty Marine movie and switched up to that. You went from a wigger to a marine to a super hero to a shytty D list actor.

The reason they even boo me in the first place is because of the precedence YOU set 10 years ago and continue to set to this day. They think I'm being molded to be the next you.. trust me when I tell you that nobody wants to be the next you.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Literally every post in this thread is better than "what was planned and written for Reigns"

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

We know you got the juice, we dont really have to concentrate to see that, John.

 

[BrehWyatt]

We know you got the juice, we dont really have to concentrate to see that, John.

What you did here, I seent it.

 

[Psychosis]

"You walk around talking about you can't see me huh? Tell your wife I can't see kids in your future even if you made a wish!"

The double entendre.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

You know something John, everywhere I go people have been asking me the same thing. Can I beat you? Well this Sunday, at WWE Battleground, live on the WWE network we're gonna see John. And when it's all said and done, you're gonna know like they're gonna know...that in this ring, I have no equal. You see John, you're gonna wish you never met me, your gonna wish you stayed with the B team on Smackdown Live cause I'm gonna cave your face in. Your theme song talks about laying down for that 3 second tan...no no no John. See cause when I lay you down this time, you're gonna stay down, so you better get ready. Go ahead notify your next of kin, tell Nikki to go ahead and get those doctors on standby...better yet, no John here's what I want you to do. Sunday morning, you put on your best suit and tie, grab mom and pop, grab a couple of those make a wish kids and you go ahead and take them to church. You take them to church John and you sit in the very front and you listen to everything the preacher man has to say and when he calls you up to the front you stand up John and you go to the preacher man and you say to him, "father forgive me for I have sinned". And when he asks you what did you do you tell him John. Tell him the truth. Tell the preacher you stepped in another man's yard where you didn't belong and now he's come to collect. And then John, then John you let him sprinkle you in that water John and you cry out and you give your HEART to Jesus...because Sunday night...your ASS belongs to me.

 

[VegetasHairline]

I say absolutely nothing and just give him the hands in that moment and any other moment I lay eyes on him.

What are words to a man of action?

Reigns should have just said "fukk all this talking!" and then proceeded to beat the brakes off Cena...similar to when he destroyed HHH to cheers. Reigns then leaves without signing the contract and you continue building up the match from there.

 

[Kinguno]

Roman just needs to hit him the curb stomp that will be the end of his chapter

 

[VegetasHairline]

Why doesn't anyone take cena's hat and put it on sideways

Because Cena always throws it into the crowd during his entrance.

 

[DaylitoJames]

"Oh... so you're a part timer now John? Funny because there was a guy years ago named John Cena and this guy was whinning and crying like a bytch about the Rock being a part timer and being Hollywood



And now look at cha... you a part timer and gone Hollywood on us like the hypocritical snake that you are



Be honest with us Cena, Rock showed you the blueprint and you ran with it... I'm surprise you are not doing this segment via satellite Its only so long fake thugs can pretend.... and your thuganomics doctorate looks photoshoped. So go home to your fake titty bytch and leave the hard work to the full timers."

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"We can't see you, but you see, they wanna work me into the next you, but you didn't do the next work in NXT, where the next you is worked into a shoot you next, but you see..."