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John Cena Promo Challenge
- Thread starter Kidd Dibiase
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Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Regarding the much-talked about contract signing with John Cena and Roman Reigns on this week's RAW from Memphis, the segment went down exactly how it was designed to with the "shooting from the hip" and "breaking the fourth wall." It was also scripted that Cena would talk about going heel and how Reigns was supposed to replace him but couldn't get the job done, as well as Reigns talking about how Cena always buries up & coming talents but Reigns is the one guy that Cena can't bury.
The Wrestling Observer Newsletter adds that the one part of the segment that was not planned ahead of time was Cena making fun of Reigns after Reigns forgot his lines.
The script for this segment was done last week and Vince McMahonpersonally spoke with both Superstars about what he wanted to happen. Reigns and Cena were given outlines of the script.
Regarding the much-talked about contract signing with John Cena and Roman Reigns on this week's RAW from Memphis, the segment went down exactly how it was designed to with the "shooting from the hip" and "breaking the fourth wall." It was also scripted that Cena would talk about going heel and how Reigns was supposed to replace him but couldn't get the job done, as well as Reigns talking about how Cena always buries up & coming talents but Reigns is the one guy that Cena can't bury.
The Wrestling Observer Newsletter adds that the one part of the segment that was not planned ahead of time was Cena making fun of Reigns after Reigns forgot his lines.
The script for this segment was done last week and Vince McMahonpersonally spoke with both Superstars about what he wanted to happen. Reigns and Cena were given outlines of the script.
Dreams crushed.
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
"Hold up John...you let Shinsuke run you away from SDLive and come to Raw...You come to MY yard...and think I need to be worried...about...you? 
Smack...who is this wrestler? 
How you the face of the company and you rockin jean shorts Cena?
How much those Southpoles cost you Cena? How much those Southpoles cost you Cena?
Cenaaaaaaaaa
"
Smack...who is this wrestler? How you the face of the company and you rockin jean shorts Cena?
How much those Southpoles cost you Cena? How much those Southpoles cost you Cena? Cenaaaaaaaaa
"
Juice Willis
Rookie
every time cena tries to finish a sentence just say "Word Life" or "Basic Thuganomics" like Austin's What? chant
dumbass crowd will call and response anything pretty quick, all of a sudden roman could have the crowd fukkin with Juan too
believe that hustle boy
dumbass crowd will call and response anything pretty quick, all of a sudden roman could have the crowd fukkin with Juan too
believe that hustle boy
"Hold up John...you let Shinsuke run you away from SDLive and come to Raw...You come to MY yard...and think I need to be worried...about...you?
How you the face of the company and you rockin jean shorts Cena?
Cenaaaaaaaaa
RammerJammer
#RollTide #TSC #RiseUp #BullsNation #RIPKobe
"I got dirt on you doggie, check it out, you was talking all that shyt about my cousin, about how he never shows up, how you bust your ass every night but fast forward five years and where yo ass at John? I don't see you all in the video no more, hell only time I see you now is when you doing some shytty reality show in Fox. Went from a fake ass Eminem to a corporate puppet to stay relevant."
"John, you went over the line with your shoot comments last week, so I'm gonna return the favor.
Except, I'm not gonna do it by talking. At No Mercy, you think it's gonna go a certain way. Lets say... you have things SCRIPTED out a certain way. But at No Mercy, we're not gonna follow that script.
That's right, John. When I see you in the ring at No Mercy, I'm going OFF SCRIPT!"
Michael Cole: "FOLKS, REIGNS ISNT FOLLOWING the SCRIPT! THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"
Except, I'm not gonna do it by talking. At No Mercy, you think it's gonna go a certain way. Lets say... you have things SCRIPTED out a certain way. But at No Mercy, we're not gonna follow that script.
That's right, John. When I see you in the ring at No Mercy, I'm going OFF SCRIPT!"
Michael Cole: "FOLKS, REIGNS ISNT FOLLOWING the SCRIPT! THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"
TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
Cena would have asked Rome if he had his promo on his wrist when he forgot his line if he was really going in
"You know John...there's a lot that can be said about you. You have 16 world titles...tied for the most all time with the Nature boy"
Crowd: woooo
"You and naitch have a lot more in common too... see John you're the Jort wearin', losin your hair'n, come to the ring joggin...spotlight hoggin, wish maker, nobody's faker, living in the past, kissin mcmahon's ass, son, of, a, bytch...
and I'm sure it's getting really hard to keep those tapout shoes on...
I want to show you something else John"
*Titantron shows video of John Cena calling the Rock a part timer*
"Does that remind you of anyone? Popping in and out whenever they please, chasing MONEY in Hollywood? You see John, you've turned into what you hated just a few years ago. Except...The Rock is the highest paid movie actor...and you...well...you fooled around with Amy Schumer and voice an elephant on a pistacio commercial"
Crowd: oooooooo
"John you run around here in your jorts...pretending to be Stone Cold Steve Austin but the PG version; Fighting with the authority, a man of the people. But the difference is, we see right through you. Stone Cold was an icon. Stone Cold busted his ass for years before his first title run...he wasn't just handed the keys like you were. When Stone Cold and Vince were going at it, we knew it was real. When you and Triple H fight and then show up at the same charity...well...you can fill in the rest"
"You know who you actually are John...you're just like Hulk. You're going bald, you tell the kids to say their prayers and feed them their daily hustle loyalty respect vitamins. You're proof that if someone goes to the gym to become a body builder and learns 5 moves, that they too, can become a great WWE superstar. But you ain't the Hulk John...you can't carry this company, you don't connect with them (points at fans) and nobody believes this"
"So yea... we may not be able to see you... but the greats of THIS industry... The Ric Flair's, The Rock's, The Stone Cold's, The Hulk's... you'll never be able to see them"
Crowd: woooo
"You and naitch have a lot more in common too... see John you're the Jort wearin', losin your hair'n, come to the ring joggin...spotlight hoggin, wish maker, nobody's faker, living in the past, kissin mcmahon's ass, son, of, a, bytch...
and I'm sure it's getting really hard to keep those tapout shoes on...
I want to show you something else John"
*Titantron shows video of John Cena calling the Rock a part timer*
"Does that remind you of anyone? Popping in and out whenever they please, chasing MONEY in Hollywood? You see John, you've turned into what you hated just a few years ago. Except...The Rock is the highest paid movie actor...and you...well...you fooled around with Amy Schumer and voice an elephant on a pistacio commercial"
Crowd: oooooooo
"John you run around here in your jorts...pretending to be Stone Cold Steve Austin but the PG version; Fighting with the authority, a man of the people. But the difference is, we see right through you. Stone Cold was an icon. Stone Cold busted his ass for years before his first title run...he wasn't just handed the keys like you were. When Stone Cold and Vince were going at it, we knew it was real. When you and Triple H fight and then show up at the same charity...well...you can fill in the rest"
"You know who you actually are John...you're just like Hulk. You're going bald, you tell the kids to say their prayers and feed them their daily hustle loyalty respect vitamins. You're proof that if someone goes to the gym to become a body builder and learns 5 moves, that they too, can become a great WWE superstar. But you ain't the Hulk John...you can't carry this company, you don't connect with them (points at fans) and nobody believes this"
"So yea... we may not be able to see you... but the greats of THIS industry... The Ric Flair's, The Rock's, The Stone Cold's, The Hulk's... you'll never be able to see them"
"Nice speech"
*Takes off polo shirt exposing chubby dad bod*
*points at the fans*
"These fans are marks and don't know what the fukk they want."
*drops mic and theme song comes on*
*Takes off polo shirt exposing chubby dad bod*
*points at the fans*
"These fans are marks and don't know what the fukk they want."
*drops mic and theme song comes on*
Juice Willis
Rookie
Why doesn't anyone take cena's hat and put it on sideways
