John Cena Promo Challenge

[Kidd Dibiase]

Well after that embarrassing verbal sparring session between Reigns and Cena, most of us felt like there's a lot of ammo to use against Cena and how it could've been spun into Reigns favor if he actually had any wit.

So the challenge for the thread is without using the word shovel or bringing up the word bury...how do you counter what John Cena says TSC?

 

[WMG the 2nd]

"You walk around talking about you can't see me huh? Tell your wife I can't see kids in your future even if you made a wish!"

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

"You walk around talking about you can't see me huh? Tell your wife I can't see kids in your future even if you made a wish!"

TALK THAT shyt!!

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

roman is assed out in this scenario

he can't say the truth, which is that the fans hated cena because he was mediocre and was forced down their throats, because the exact same is true of himself

a worked shoot will only work the work further into shoot heat potatoes heels going over boom boom boom go home

 

[delta]

play this clip when a crowd ethered his soul

 

[Silkk]

Call him a cocksucker

 

[2CT]

ole Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch lookin boy

ole middle aged and still rocking jorts lookin boy

ole proposing to ya woman to a chorus of boos lookin boy

ole same ole shyt same moves lookin boy

 

[BrehWyatt]

I say absolutely nothing and just give him the hands in that moment and any other moment I lay eyes on him.

What are words to a man of action?

 

[hysteria416]

"fine speech John. Have you ever considered that people been saying the same things about you for years because you never proved them wrong "

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

"You know what John, you might have the gift of gab and can "talk" to the WWE Universe. Youre successful at everything you do... Except... come No Mercy if you pick a fight with me, attempt to beat ME in MY ring, you will fail harder than you did in your first marriage. See you at the ppv, bro."

 

[Starboy52]

"
"Most protected, but you most manufactured. How many copies of You Can't See Me did the company buy for you to go Platinum, John? How many tickets to your movies are on the company dime so they don't flop, John?"

"Which Cena we getting tonight, John? Marky Mark's leftovers, Austin's trash or you biting more off my Big Cuz's style?"

"Wanna talk about Promo when you've been recycling tired ass lines since Phil lit that ass up, showing ass for them folks who haven't liked you since you laid down for K-Fed."

"16 World Titles over 12 years homie, I could divide. That's (let's say 4) every 4 years. 14 of them shyts was was forgotten in time. First reign with the title is only a classic because of how Edge cashed in and your most memorable reign beyond that was when peglegged Khali got cheered over you and Orton put the fans out of your misery... 10 years ago."

 

[El Guapo]

He just needs to be disrespectful in a Cam'ron type of way

When Rock was leaving to make movies, it was for starring roles. You left to play a minor role to be Amy Schumer's side piece breh I didn't watch that crap, but heard you got butt naked in that flick with a whole film crew of men watching

You starred in all those WWE made movies and it's clear Vince made the wrong choice because Batista passed you up breh

My boys from Day 1 are tag champions on the blue brand. What's your boy Trademark up to these days? I thought Loyalty was one of your mottos breh. Heard he wrote your verse too

You had a spinner belt breh

Funny how you started saying "The Champ is Here" when Jada's mixtape came out just before you "made" it a catchphrase. Never heard you give credit on what inspired you to say it

You was kissing porn stars in the mouth breh

Taker been around for almost 3 decades and you couldn't challenge him to one 'Mania match. You shook huh? Not me . I whooped his ass and he's gone. Made him put his clothes back on afterwards just to strip it all off like a bytch What were you doing at 'Mania? Oh yeah, you were doing some soap opera match with Miz. Oh yeah, congrats on the engagement. We got a bet in the locker room it lasts less than 5 years

 

[mannyrs13]

I thought this was about cutting your own promo in John Cena style.

 

[Larry]

THOUGHT YOU HAD A WIFE, HUH?


BUSY TRICKIN TRYNA CHANGE YA WHOLE LIFE, HUH?


BUT THAT DON'T STOP HER FROM CREEPIN EVERY NIGHT HUH?

SHOULDA KNEW THAT THAT bytchES WASN'T RIGHT BRUH HOW COULD YOU WIFE HER?


VINCE DONE HAD HER



RANDY DONE HAD HER


WE ALL HIT IT PLAYER, YOU AIN'T THE BATTER


YEAH YOU HER MAN BUT YOU DON'T REALLY MATTER


IF YOU KNEW WHAT ATLAS DID, YOU PROLLY STAB HER

 

[FRIED MASON]

''You're damn near 40 years old dressed like a 12 year old wigga''