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He’s only 34?

:damn:

Coli brehs out here doing Go Fund Mes to buy groceries, and watching podcasts to learn how to talk to women.

Joe Mazzulla out here leading men to playoff victories and maybe the NBA Finals.


…and dudes on here got the nerve to talk shyt about him
:mjlol:
And some of the brehs on here talking shyt about him are even older too.

You put them on the sidelines for two minutes of playoff basketball with all the responsibilities and pressure that comes with being a head coach and shyt is running down their leg after 30 seconds. Trying to hold a 34-year-old to these ridiculous standards when no single coach in NBA history ever had the game figured out at that age is par for the course with this board.
 

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I'm speaking more in terms of this board.

When Udoka was fired, a lot of folks on here wanted his successor and the Celtics to fail (even some of the Boston fans on here have had this weird agenda of making him the scapegoat). When the reality is, this brotha legit knows hoops inside and out; don't be fooled by his seemingly meek demeanor. I heard him talk about his approach to coaching during preseason and it really resonated with me. He's a young breh who's not afraid to think outside the box and embraces the numbers, which a lot of older brehs on here have made it known they're opposed to.

Marinate on this - this season the Celtics were #1 in shot generation, #1 in spacing, #1 in points per halfcourt possession rate, #2 in offensive rating, were one of the best teams in transition despite being one of the worst last season (2023 - 86 percentile; 2022 - 10 percentile) and were ranked top-10 in the clutch despite being ranked 26th last season. Structurally and fundamentally they've improved leaps and bounds on that end of the floor.

Young brehs like him should be celebrated getting an opportunity so young. None of these coaches in the Association were even in the league at 34.

The offensive jump is misleadin and half truths, intellectually dishonest (your specialty) and you tryna paint this narrative Udoka was coachin this archaic offense while analytics embracin (Udoka embraced em too lol) Mazzulla revamped everythin.

For one Derrick White only got traded to Boston near the end of last season for a quarter of season. They had the best or close to best #1 offense in the league in those 26 games wit him. Schroder, Richardson and Langford 3 defensively minded players with limited offensive ability played half season 44 games for them last season. I dont remember what they offense was pre trade but it was much closer to league average and mid which heavily skews their RS stats.

Malcolm Brogdon this season also added a completely different dimension to offense and allowed them to play buncha 3 guard lineups they couldnt last year to point they had to desperately try Payton Pritchard in spots. Brogdon was they 3rd best offensive player this season so that is a critical player and why they been able to thrive so much in transition this season wit all the possibilities and rotations they aint have last year (and only had White for 26 games). We seen this game 6 without Brogdon is was the same gritty defensive type of win Jays era has been doin for 6 years now. They been in and winnin elimination games since they was 19 and 20 :manny:

You see some of your autistic meek self in Mazzulla that why you relate to that nikka and all season tryna push narrative that Udoka was holdin team offense back, wasnt innovative and dont believe analytics as much when none of it is true (maybe Mazzulla prefers certain stats more but main difference in offense was just 26 games wit White last season and no Brogdon) when none of it is true :yeshrug:
 

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He’s only 34?

:damn:

Coli brehs out here doing Go Fund Mes to buy groceries, and watching podcasts to learn how to talk to women.

Joe Mazzulla out here leading men to playoff victories and maybe the NBA Finals.


…and dudes on here got the nerve to talk shyt about him
:mjlol:
:mjlol: there is no doubt in my mind that you’re either related or you’re him.
 

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And some of the brehs on here talking shyt about him are even older too.

You put them on the sidelines for two minutes of playoff basketball with all the responsibilities and pressure that comes with being a head coach and shyt is running down their leg after 30 seconds. Trying to hold a 34-year-old to these ridiculous standards when no single coach in NBA history ever had the game figured out at that age is par for the course with this board.

34 year old italians tend to be legendary coaches in their respective sports, humbly of course
 

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They turned it up defensively and Jimmy Butler this so called dog the media been calling him this playoffs has been silent the last 3 games
 

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Do they have 3 hall of famers on their roster?

:gucci:

Are you retarded lmaooooo

Love was a buyout and Lowry been flabbin backup duties for a hot second

They def playin at a HOF level in 2023 that why when they both started in game 5 wit Vincent out the game ended after the 1st quarter down 15-20:mjlol::flabbynsick:
 
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The offensive jump is misleadin and half truths, intellectually dishonest (your specialty) and you tryna paint this narrative Udoka was coachin this archaic offense while analytics embracin (Udoka embraced em too lol) Mazzulla revamped everythin.
Ain't nothing misleading about it.

2023 offense:

#1 in shot generation
#1 in spacing
#1 in points per halfcourt possession rate
86 percentile in transition
8th in the clutch

2022 offense:

18th in shot generation
15th in spacing
11th in points per halfcourt possession rate
10 percentile in transition (near-last in the league)
26th in the clutch

Funnily enough these numbers mirrored what happened during the playoffs, that was with White on the team. Unless you're going to tell me the addition of Brogdon is the entire difference of those rankings.

If you wanna talk about being "intellectually dishonest" why don't we talk about you flip-flopping on whatever narrative is hot at the time to get daps. I seen all your posts shamelessly shytting on Jokic over the years and you never replied when you got checked on them, then you were in another thread talking about how he's the most disrespected star despite not owning up the fact you're one of those who's guilty of that behavior.

I remember quoting your post in that AD vs. Jokic thread, and you came back with some bullshyt about their box score numbers to paint the picture as if were some tight battle, despite conveniently leaving out the value of Jokic orchestrating his team's offense.
You see some of your autistic meek self in Mazzulla that why you relate to that nikka and all season tryna push narrative that Udoka was holdin team offense back, wasnt innovative and dont believe analytics as much when none of it is true (maybe Mazzulla prefers certain stats more but main difference in offense was just 26 games wit White last season and no Brogdon) when none of it is true :yeshrug:
Nobody said he was holding the team back.

Just that they've improved on that end of the floor despite clown ass nxggas like you trying to shape the narrative that Mazzulla was killing the team. Y'all been trying to force this agenda all season long.
 

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The offensive jump is misleadin and half truths, intellectually dishonest (your specialty) and you tryna paint this narrative Udoka was coachin this archaic offense while analytics embracin (Udoka embraced em too lol) Mazzulla revamped everythin.

For one Derrick White only got traded to Boston near the end of last season for a quarter of season. They had the best or close to best #1 offense in the league in those 26 games wit him. Schroder, Richardson and Langford 3 defensively minded players with limited offensive ability played half season 44 games for them last season. I dont remember what they offense was pre trade but it was much closer to league average and mid which heavily skews their RS stats.

Malcolm Brogdon this season also added a completely different dimension to offense and allowed them to play buncha 3 guard lineups they couldnt last year to point they had to desperately try Payton Pritchard in spots. Brogdon was they 3rd best offensive player this season so that is a critical player and why they been able to thrive so much in transition this season wit all the possibilities and rotations they aint have last year (and only had White for 26 games). We seen this game 6 without Brogdon is was the same gritty defensive type of win Jays era has been doin for 6 years now. They been in and winnin elimination games since they was 19 and 20 :manny:

You see some of your autistic meek self in Mazzulla that why you relate to that nikka and all season tryna push narrative that Udoka was holdin team offense back, wasnt innovative and dont believe analytics as much when none of it is true (maybe Mazzulla prefers certain stats more but main difference in offense was just 26 games wit White last season and no Brogdon) when none of it is true :yeshrug:
The poster you're quoting doesn't like black coaches.

He's only propping up Mazzulla to discredit Ime. His schtick is beyond corny
 
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The poster you're quoting doesn't like black coaches.

He's only propping up Mazzulla to discredit Ime. His schtick is beyond corny
The hilariousness of this when clowns like you have doing that to Mazzulla all season long, trying to bring him down at every turn just because you believe Udoka was done wrong by the Celtics organization.

Who do you think you're foolin with this shyt?

Trying to twist this into how I don't like Black coaches as if Mazzulla ain't Black himself with a Black family (ain't no side-PAWGing for him), speaks to just how disingenuous you are, especially since the last time we were arguing about coaches I was criticizing Pop and you were caping for him as if your life depended on it.

:unimpressed:
 

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Are you retarded lmaooooo

Love was a buyout and Lowry been flabbin backup duties for a hot second

They def playin at a HOF level in 2023 that why when they both started in game 5 wit Vincent out the game ended after the 1st quarter down 15-20:mjlol::flabbynsick:

Why is their whole team gassed despite being #Culture of fitness and conditioning? Is it because Spoelstras rotations are ass?
 
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