Jey Uso on that DWI Ish... Arrest in Texas

[Heelish]

No excuses for him

Sami Zayn works with them for fukks sake

Jey white? He had no chance with Rocky and the BSK Samoans in his family.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Does he knows there’s actually a bubble for Pacific Islander under race?

I definitely thought he got arrested for beating somebody ass

Oh, he saw it. He was trying to get out of there quick though

 

[TheBigBopper]

Since when is Samoan white ?

 

[g-ice]

Welp, they finna lose those belts tonight.

 

[September]

Oh, he saw it. He was trying to get out of there quick though

I’m at the image of this being his thought process when filling out the paperwork. Thinking he getting one over the cops on some

“Race?

White.

I’ll be out of here in no time. “

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

He didn't necessarily tell them he's white. Police will check off things themselves too.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

I’m at the image of this being his thought process when filling out the paperwork. Thinking he getting one over the cops on some

“Race?

White.

I’ll be out of here in no time. “

"Samoan? Hell nah, buddy - I just play one on TV "

 

[Lord Scion]

And yea, the police will mark your race. They take all that info down.

Still don’t understand how they determined “white” tho

Roman Reigns blue eye contacts getting his fam privileges

 

[puppetmaster]

The comments in this thread.

I’m saying tho!

DWI is not supposed to be funny. But damn if TSC didn’t find a way to make it be.

 

[patscorpio]

homeboy looks lit

 

[September]

in this day and age with Uber and Lyft there is no reason to do that shyt

most likely the hotel was less than 5-10 minutes from the bar. that's like a $10 Uber ride

now you gotta go through all this bullshyt

Even cheaper if you use UberPool. It costs me $3 to get from the east side to the west

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

should've told them he's with the Samoan Swat Team, can't arrest a fellow officer

 

[reigun]

When you driving down the road and you hear them sirens and you feel them flashing lights like someone is creeping up behind you NO! IT'S NOT PARANOIA!

IT'S THE 5! 0!

 

[Golayitdown]

I know that look. That's the look you get when you go take a piss and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. You're looking at yourself wondering two things: 1) why you drank so much to the point where you can't feel your lips and 2) how you can regain feeling in your lips.

Or so I've heard :stacypls:

 

[puppetmaster]

homeboy looks lit

You know that look as a former bouncer too


* spots a breh by the bar with that exact look *



“Say bruh, lemme talk to you outside quick”