Jey Uso on that DWI Ish... Arrest in Texas

[TransJenner]

Mugshots.com ID: 163569766
Name: FATU, JOSHUA SAMUEL
Race: White
Gender: Male
Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)
Weight: 235 lb (107 kg)
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Booking Number: A-781-18
Arresting Agency: Department of Public Safety
Current Facility: N/A
Booking Date: 1/14/2018
Release Date: N/A
SO Number: 01481899
Address: PENSICOLA, FL 32505
Names / Aliases: N/A

Everyone is pretty much considered white if you're not black or Indian

 

[tinnyskillz]

Uber Errwhere brehs

On another note. They should incorporate this into their next promo.

"WHAT'S GOIN ON OOSE"

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOIN ON (LET EM' KNOW!).
'WE GOT TAG TEAMS WE ALREADY BEAT ASKING FOR A REMATCH" (LET EM KNOW)
"NEW TAG TEAMS ASKING FOR AN ASS WHIPPIN" (THEY AIN'T READY)
'WE GOT THEM BOYS IN BLUE TRYNA CATCH US RIDIN DIRTY" (COULDN'T STOP US)
"WE GOT PEOPLE ONLINE TRYNA MESS UP OUR DAY" (LET EM KNOW OOSE)
"ODDS ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST US" (THAT'S DAY ONE ISH)
"AIN'T NUTHIN NEW' (WE WELCOME IT)
"WE EMBRACE IT" (WE FACED IT)
"AND WE'VE COME OUT ON TOP EVERY TIME" (ALL DAY)
'SO WE GONNA TELL YOU, LIKE WE TOLD ALL THOSE WHO FELL VICTIM TO US IN THAT RING"

"WELCOME, TO THE USO PENITENTIARY!"

 

[Ripp]

Uber Errwhere brehs

On another note. They should incorporate this into their next promo.

"WHAT'S GOIN ON OOSE"

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOIN ON (LET EM' KNOW!).
'WE GOT TAG TEAMS WE ALREADY BEAT ASKING FOR A REMATCH" (LET EM KNOW)
"NEW TAG TEAMS ASKING FOR AN ASS WHIPPIN" (THEY AIN'T READY)
'WE GOT THEM BOYS IN BLUE TRYNA CATCH US RIDIN DIRTY" (COULDN'T STOP US)
"WE GOT PEOPLE ONLINE TRYNA MESS UP OUR DAY" (LET EM KNOW OOSE)
"ODDS ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST US" (THAT'S DAY ONE ISH)
"AIN'T NUTHIN NEW' (WE WELCOME IT)
"WE EMBRACE IT" (WE FACED IT)
"AND WE'VE COME OUT ON TOP EVERY TIME" (ALL DAY)
'SO WE GONNA TELL YOU, LIKE WE TOLD ALL THOSE WHO FELL VICTIM TO US IN THAT RING"

"WELCOME, TO THE USO PENITENTIARY!"

I can see them hopping out of the back of a paddy wagon in jumpsuits for a wrestlemania entrance

 

[Da King]

Bet his bed wench wife think she white also

 

[Riley Escobar]

I can see them hopping out of the back of a paddy wagon in jumpsuits for a wrestlemania entrance

On the preshow

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

They looked low key mad handsome when they were younger. I can see why Naomi Chose up.

:smithscust:

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Mugshots.com ID: 163569766
Name: FATU, JOSHUA SAMUEL
Race: White
Gender: Male
Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)
Weight: 235 lb (107 kg)
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Booking Number: A-781-18
Arresting Agency: Department of Public Safety
Current Facility: N/A
Booking Date: 1/14/2018
Release Date: N/A
SO Number: 01481899
Address: PENSICOLA, FL 32505
Names / Aliases: N/A

They put his race as white.

I don’t know why but for some reason the bolded is the thing that caught my attention!

WWE stay lying about height!

I just say something earlier that day that was saying he was 6’3 and his brother is 6’5 and Reigns is 6’5


Damn even the littlest things man in this company, they will fabricate and lie about.... I bet Strowman really like 6’3 and 253lbs


Martha

 

[Golayitdown]

They looked low key mad handsome when they were younger. I can see why Naomi Chose up.

:maxwell:

 

[Sypress]

The fukk all these nikkas look alike

 

[NV-ME]

WELCOME!!!

TO THE USO...PENITENTIARY

savage

 

[HipHopStan]

I know that look. That's the look you get when you go take a piss and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. You're looking at yourself wondering two things: 1) why you drank so much to the point where you can't feel your lips and 2) how you can regain feeling in your lips.

Or so I've heard :stacypls:

And from my experiences drinking: 3.) Did I get on Facebook or my phone and make an ass out of myself.

 

[Golayitdown]

The fukk all these nikkas look alike

What do you mean these? More like all :mjplsz:

 

[MenacingMonk]

:smithscust:

NoMoreTears back?

 

[T'Challa Trillmonger]

He didn't necessarily tell them he's white. Police will check off things themselves too.

yup. had a homie was brown(indian), 5'9-5'10, skinny asf. was listed as a hispanic, 6'0, muscular build. if people looked for him based on that description they'd never find him.

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

Smackdown takes another L.

A lot of c00ns over there