Jessica Alba: "I Lost Weight In My 20's Because I DIDN'T Want A Juicy Booty. Better Than That."

[Rell Lauren]

She never had a voluptuous body. This is coming from someone who watched Dark Angel.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I get what you’re saying but his particular broads ass can be seen in a pants suit. She got 2 basket balls back there.

who is this thickie?

Nah you buggin.

This thread is my 1st time seeing this gif.

Couple times I’ve seen her on the show she was dressed regular and couldn’t hide it if she wanted to.

A slight bit of hyperbole but y’all got my point


That’s Dylan Dreyer



got the troop out there biting his lip

 

[jadillac]

oh

 

[Benefited]

Its not a double. She did alright for a skinny white girl.

Man please,me and her damn near got the same booty

When she debuted on Flipper, brehs wanted to know who the new, pretty light skinned girl was.

Guess she "lightened up" to keep from being preyed upon too,damn near look like Megan Good here.
Can't say I would be mad at a woman with a actual fatty saying this. But I'm more offended at the fact she talking like nikkas who love ass was pressed over that little booty she had,its an insult. Yeah,I've seen nikkas go into full creep mode behind a woman who really has a wagon on her,but Jessica Alba booty wasn't bringing out the hounds

 

[flo]

I don’t care if she’s 80% European. I will never call someone who looks like this white.

More accurate term for her type is Castizo.

 

[Swagnificent]

It’s hilarious because she was upset when she found out she didn’t have any African ancestry

This is why I don't believe in DNA tests.

You can't get her phenotype without having some black in you.

I'm guessing the cac scientists designated black DNA as native american DNA as a ways of not letting us know our true origins.

There's zero chance Jessica Alba has no black ancestry.

 

[Solo ✧✦✧]

Man please,me and her damn near got the same booty

too much information

 

[omnifax]

Exactly right.

Northern Italians look totally different than Sicilians because the Moorish blood stayed in the South.

Same with Spain. You see a different phenotype the farther north you go.

DNA tests also confirm this. You see the male African haplogroup E1b1b all over Southern Europe and the Balkans. But you don't see any African female DNA. Clear proof of black men going into Europe alone and spreading their DNA into the European gene pool.

This is why I don't believe in DNA tests.

You can't get her phenotype without having some black in you.

I'm guessing the cac scientists designated black DNA as native american DNA as a ways of not letting us know our true origins.

There's zero chance Jessica Alba has no black ancestry.

 

[Wear My Dawg's Hat]

That’s Dylan Dreyer

I'd lower her humidity.

 

[Wear My Dawg's Hat]

Jessica Alba's father-in-law was Kareem's point guard at UCLA.

 

[The region 219]

I'd lower her humidity.

You mean raise her humidity?

 

[Swagnificent]

The history books still say Herodotus described the Ancient Egytians as having "black skin and wooly hair". Those same historians will also tell you the Ancient Egyptians were not black.

One thing can be true and another lie even if its from the same source. The main problem with DNA testing is who they use as the base population to make comparisons with. If you define a certain marker as being native to Africa, then anyone with that marker is tagged as African. However, if you define a marker as being non-African, then anyone with that marker will be tagged as non-African.

What they've done with the gene pool here in the Americas is tag stuff wrongly so as to throw us off the scent over whats really going on.

 

[Wear My Dawg's Hat]

You mean raise her humidity?

Nope, I'd be laser-focused on all opportunities lower related.

 

[staticshock]

156 replies of men going back and forth about this dumb ass thread....

2019

 

[SheWantTheD]

When she first came out I think. I dont know when. But for a petite white girl, it was cuppable. I remember her in Idle Hands that dude mentioned.

she mixed tho right?