Jeff Bezos on that juice?

[IVS]

Alexa Luther flexxing

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

The funny thing about this thread is that this isn't new, Jeff Bezos has looked like that for years. This pic is from 2018:

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This forum is weird as fukk man. Bunch of grown ass, broke ass, "straight men" sucking off DiCaprio and really thinking a billionaire like Jeff Bezos started working out due to jealousy.

What event was this where he had to wear a name tag?

 

[EndDomination]

He’s been getting in better shape for over a decade now.

If that’s all he’s getting out of juice he should get a refund.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

He 5’2 with a billion dollars. Trust me, he looked into it. Money can’t buy everything. He will die trying to be a tall nikka. Like that one billionaire who died on the operating table trying to get penis surgery a few years ago. Breh had all the money in the world, and died getting surgery on his dikk. That’s what’s gonna happen to young Jeff if he try to be 6’5 like the big dogs. He gon die. Just enjoy them billions and them fake muscles at a lower height Lil Jeff

And most tall people gonna die trying to be millionaires… not even a billionaire


And probably early too

 

[Wiseborn]

He don't look crazy diesel. Homie has access to nutritionists, cooks, and trainers. He looks average for someone in his position.

Think hoes would choose him because of his looks brehs

 

[Bankroll.org]

GH for sure..makes sense

 

[VertigoKnight]

Bezos really everywhere with this chick no wonder he couldn't wait to ditch his day 1 who helped him build his empire

He looks like a man who is just going along with it. If he didn't get exposed by the Arabs, this chick looks like she would have just been a nice sidepiece to spice up his sex life.

She’s cleverly maximising her time with him. Would Bezos in years previous be at all these entertainment events? She wants to go so he has to.



Maybe she really is into him but the clout his money and influence bring obviously help. But as long as both of them are clear of the rules it’s all good.

 

[FreedMind]

Amazon fitness plan followed by Amazon gym membership followed by Amazon meal prep

 

[Will Ross]

How you have all that money and get an old woman

 

[GPBear]

anybody with half a brain would know some software/programmer type who was around in the 80s and thinks getting in a fukkin rocket and going to space is the shyt is obviously coked out of his mind

"*snort* fukkING MARS *snort*" - all these technocrats

 

[NoMorePie]

Amazon fitness

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Yall delusional if youre seriously in here posting about how one of the most rich, famous, and powerful men on the planet should be insecure for being 5'8

Bezos could scoop any coli posters chick...get real

*any chick in the world

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

 

[Mowgli]

He needs a badder bytch

At his age. I dunno. Sanchez can work the room with her news anchor experience and has that milfy sex appeal.

Probably knows alot of peoples secrets too.

 

[Spliff]

TRT.

It’s beyond fitness.