Jeff Bezos on that juice?

[Roid Jones]

I approve

 

[Deep_Black_Conscious]

He is worth billions of dollars

You guys are underestimating just how much easier life is when you don't have to worry about money and little things like making your own meals or all that other shyt that comes with being fit

Or the useless thoughts of others

 

[NormanConnors]

Goin full Lex I see

 

[KBtheKey]

Amazon needs to invest in making theme parts in the clouds. Like a floating city.



They got what it takes. Make it happen in our lifetimes, gawt damnits.



EL FUTURO IS NOW, GUAYS!!!



.

It's already possible, but i feel like it would be a huge target for life threatening shenanigans. There's already airships that stay flying for days on days but something like this would have to be even more massive. Need specific runways and would probably only be available a handful of times a year. All the downtime would have to go to routine maintenance and test flights

I can't swim so ships a no-go for me and i can't fly either but that carnival at 30000 feet is bucket list status

 

[Roid Jones]

Yall delusional if youre seriously in here posting about how one of the most rich, famous, and powerful men on the planet should be insecure for being 5'8

Bezos could scoop any coli posters chick...get real

Coli mouthpiece vs Billionaire dollars, who wins?

 

[Roid Jones]

Keeping a bad bytch ain't easy

He needs a badder bytch

 

[nose hair]

His girlfriend Lauren is sexy as fukk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Let A Fro Be A Fro]

Why wouldn't he be on the juice? He's rich as fukk, fairly recently divorced, and unlike Amazon warehouse workers, his body hasn't been destroyed by years of manual labor.

Goin full Lex I see

Yet there's no Superman in sight

 

[Budda]

Everyone’s on steroids according to the coli,

 

[360Waves]

The funny thing about this thread is that this isn't new, Jeff Bezos has looked like that for years. This pic is from 2018:

Spoiler

This forum is weird as fukk man. Bunch of grown ass, broke ass, "straight men" sucking off DiCaprio and really thinking a billionaire like Jeff Bezos started working out due to jealousy.

 

[Roid Jones]

His girlfriend Lauren is sexy as fukk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you've jumped the shark

 

[Astroslik]

His girlfriend Lauren is sexy as fukk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This pic like 15 years old

 

[Givethanks]

Yall delusional if youre seriously in here posting about how one of the most rich, famous, and powerful men on the planet should be insecure for being 5'8

Bezos could scoop any coli posters chick...get real

Coli poster's girl... he can probably low key scoop some of these coli nikkas hating on him

 

[Menna]

He turned himself into a rock...good for him

 

[NinoBrown]

Isn't he below 6ft? So a rich Oompa Loompa?