“According to credible sources, a string of distressing incidents surrounding the disappearance of Jay Wayne Jenkins' beloved pets has emerged. The severity of the situation escalated dramatically when Jenkins stumbled upon a paw in the trash while disposing of dinner leftovers just last week. This unsettling discovery marked a pivotal moment for Jenkins, as it served as the proverbial last straw, prompting him to initiate divorce proceedings.”
I hope this isn't a cat otherwise this bytch has to die