JBL fukked up, used the word "belt" and is visibly shook

Berniewood Hogan

IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
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I understand Vince's reasoning. Too often, these yokel hosses would cut promos about "Big Cletus, I'ma take dat belt offa you at Hog Wild '89, boy!" This made wrestling look trashy. They're not feuding over a literal belt, like two meth'd out trailer park denizens. They're competing for the prestigious WWE Cosmic Expanse Championship. But, in typical control freak fashion, Vince is being an absolutist about things. A jabroni gets hit with the actual belt itself and Texan JR-lite is supposed to say "He struck his opponent with the Title! What? I'm sorry sir. The Title has collided with a Superstar! What will happen at WWE Wooly Bully on the WWE Network, Maggle?"
 
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