Jamie Foxx is dating Katie Holmes.

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At first I was like :upsetfavre::comeon::mjpls: at Jaime...

Then I was like:ohhh:...well let us examine Katie Holmes...

Is she going to be after Jaime money...nah...she got Tom money...and it is not out of the question that the Tom money she got is more money than Jaime got...so that's a :yeshrug:

Is she going after him to jump start her career...i don't think so...Katie has been in Hollywood for a minute...she already went the Tom Cruise route for fame and movies and it didn't work out for her...and looking at her interviews she doesn't ever come off as some chick who is trying to further her own celebrity...so that's a :yeshrug:

Is she going to be after Jaime to come in and be a father figure for that Tom Cruise clone they are calling a kid...nah i doubt that is even possible...since that kid is probably half computer anyway...and them Scientology people are secretly following her 24/7...but then again Jaime was friends with Tom...so he probably on that Scientology tip to....has anyone ever heard Jaime talk about anything religious at all:patrice:...anyway Katie and the undercover Scientology crew probably won't let Jaime anywhere near the Tom Cruise clone computer kid...and Jaime already got his own daughter from another marriage...so that's a :yeshrug:

Plus as a bonus...being around Tom and being in that Scientology stuff...you know Katy done seen some wild shyt...done some wild shyt...and been forced to do some wild shyt...I bet scanning just her surface memories from 2006 - 2011 will leave even the most grizzled war veteran like
tobiasshowergif.gif


I mean do nikkas even really know how L Ron Hubbard got down???? Do cats really even know that Scientology was founded by a man who...:wow::wow:...man just look this dude up...


Katie probably done been apart of mad ceremonial orgies...I bet if you took a DNA sample of that kid that shyt would come back with like...39 chromosomes...bet katie has either had sex with or seen Tom have sex with a squid...bet you be having sex with her and just randomly she twist her body in some weird way during missionary and your penis somehow start sliding between her ribcage...bet you wake up randomly one night and she got her legs open and a fukking giant red hand just comes out of it and caresses your foot like :shaq:...bet if you took some of her blood and rubbed it on Greg Oden knees he would play 44 mpg and average 28 ppg and 20 rpg for what would be describe in the future as "the first decade" of his career


So all that random gay talk that surrounds Jaime...all that talk about him being gay and having random gay parties and having been fukked by hollywood execs to get on...nah...even if it is true...Katy is like :manny: "one time Tom had me make love to a genetically modified porcupine with the quills up so whatever you want to do is cool"

So he got a woman who got her own money...which is another man's money...who isn't interested in being hollywood famous...who aint looking to him to be some super dad...who is going to be indifferent to any crazy sexual shyt he wants to do...

Seems like a :yeshrug:in my book...

:yeshrug: is the smiley for "n@c win" in case no one was up on it yet...
 

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At first I was like :upsetfavre::comeon::mjpls: at Jaime...

Then I was like:ohhh:...well let us examine Katie Holmes...

Is she going to be after Jaime money...nah...she got Tom money...and it is not out of the question that the Tom money she got is more money than Jaime got...so that's a :yeshrug:

Is she going after him to jump start her career...i don't think so...Katie has been in Hollywood for a minute...she already went the Tom Cruise route for fame and movies and it didn't work out for her...and looking at her interviews she doesn't ever come off as some chick who is trying to further her own celebrity...so that's a :yeshrug:

Is she going to be after Jaime to come in and be a father figure for that Tom Cruise clone they are calling a kid...nah i doubt that is even possible...since that kid is probably half computer anyway...and them Scientology people are secretly following her 24/7...but then again Jaime was friends with Tom...so he probably on that Scientology tip to....has anyone ever heard Jaime talk about anything religious at all:patrice:...anyway Katie and the undercover Scientology crew probably won't let Jaime anywhere near the Tom Cruise clone computer kid...and Jaime already got his own daughter from another marriage...so that's a :yeshrug:

Plus as a bonus...being around Tom and being in that Scientology stuff...you know Katy done seen some wild shyt...done some wild shyt...and been forced to do some wild shyt...I bet scanning just her surface memories from 2006 - 2011 will leave even the most grizzled war veteran like
tobiasshowergif.gif


I mean do nikkas even really know how L Ron Hubbard got down???? Do cats really even know that Scientology was founded by a man who...:wow::wow:...man just look this dude up...


Katie probably done been apart of mad ceremonial orgies...I bet if you took a DNA sample of that kid that shyt would come back with like...39 chromosomes...bet katie has either had sex with or seen Tom have sex with a squid...bet you be having sex with her and just randomly she twist her body in some weird way during missionary and your penis somehow start sliding between her ribcage...bet you wake up randomly one night and she got her legs open and a fukking giant red hand just comes out of it and caresses your foot like :shaq:...bet if you took some of her blood and rubbed it on Greg Oden knees he would play 44 mpg and average 28 ppg and 20 rpg for what would be describe in the future as "the first decade" of his career


So all that random gay talk that surrounds Jaime...all that talk about him being gay and having random gay parties and having been fukked by hollywood execs to get on...nah...even if it is true...Katy is like :manny: "one time Tom had me make love to a genetically modified porcupine with the quills up so whatever you want to do is cool"

So he got a woman who got her own money...which is another man's money...who isn't interested in being hollywood famous...who aint looking to him to be some super dad...who is going to be indifferent to any crazy sexual shyt he wants to do...

Seems like a :yeshrug:in my book...

:yeshrug: is the smiley for "n@c win" in case no one was up on it yet...
Bruh you delve way too deep into it..Multiple paragraphs though? :why: this is not that serious g. not that serious at all.
 

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I remember seeing them out in NYC almost 3 yrs ago at a restaurant. I was surprised because I thought he and Tom were good friends. I guess thats why they're so lowkey.

I'm shocked they're still together.
 
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