The Gods of the Yes-Men are rejoicing heavy now.
Jamie Foxx, the Oscar Award-winning star of the silver screen was reported by In Touch Magazine via multiple-source confirmations that Jamie was jumping off with
Katie Holmes on a regular basis. In other words, Foxx pulled the ultimate homie-hop by claiming Katie, ex-wife of his “Collateral” co-star
Tom Cruise, just in time for cuffing season.
Cuba Gooding ain’t Oreo up for y’all colored cats to do this…
Really, Foxx? That’s how you feel? I mean I’m not saying you and Tommy were Goose-and-Maverick-cool, but with all the beauties bouncing around your Hollywood stomping grounds, why on earth would you
Booty Call Katie? That doesn’t sound like
Risky Business to you? I mean true, they got divorced in August Tom had her feeling
The Firm for six years making this
Far And Away a violation of the bro code. And you know it’s gonna get back to him! Cruise ain’t gonna roll around with his
Eyes Wide Shut after your creeping becomes a
Minority Report on Page Six.
Halle Berry has a boy and now look what happens…
Did you ever think you were being set up? Katie finding
A Few Good Men ain’t
Mission Impossible, but yo assjust had to take the
Bait. You could have been
Ray to the B.S. or at least moved with some
Stealth and kept ya biz out of the papers knowing on
Any Given Sunday your Hollywood swinging would have you drenched in
Dreamgirls. Instead, you end up
Breaking All The Rules for the sake of
The Players Club off the strength of
The Great White Hype.The last thing you need isCruise getting you
Held Up by the wrath of the Scientologist sect holding
Toys that would make a
Jarhead pee his panties.
Don’t think they won’t do it.
Django wasn’t THAT good…