Jadakiss would be the perfect TV dad. He needs a sitcom

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Jada using his wise lyrics as fatherly advice for his kids, this shyt writes itself :wow:


When Jada has to have a stern sit down talk with his sons friend Rico,who keeps getting Jadas son Jaden in trouble:wow:

"And I don't know where they found you son
But since ya pops ain't around I'ma punish you and ground you son"
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Recurring joke:

Kid#1: "Man you just too old to understand Dad, your generation always hating on ours. Me and Kid#2 gonna really make it in this industry one day."

Jada: "Son, I believe in the both of you. All I´m saying is I seen 'em come and go shorty. I'll tell you what I heard from the best back in my day son, when I was hanging out with.."

Kid#2:
(under his breath)
"Here we go again..":hubie:

Jada:
"..none other than.."


Kid#1: "Biggie..yeah yeah dad. We know. :comeon:You and Uncle Styles used to hang out with him AAALLLL the time right but you lost all the pictures.." :duck:

Jada: "Son I done told you a million times..we didn't HAVE phones with cameras back then like that!:damn: It wasn't so easy where you could just flip your phone out and take a selfie of your own mirror image like that shorty. :ufdup: Y'all got it too good these days man..All you need now is a mirror and a charged battery and you good, poof there goes your pic to prove you met Drake. We didn't have that man I'm telling y'all. Biggie wasn't around no mirrors like that either dawg. He was real low key with it."

Kid#2
(under breath again)
"But he got a picture with Michael Jackson.." :mjpls::whistle:

Kid#1:
"Ahaaaaaaaaaaa..":lolbron:

Jada:
":gucci:.......y'all both grounded.:sadbron::mad: Go to your rooms and listen to Why on repeat for an hour! Really listen to the words too!":birdman::to:
 
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Jay-Z is coming to town for a concert and Jada's kids as a birthday present for their dad get Jadakiss a slot as a guest appearance on the show not knowing it brings repressed memories of when Jada forgot his lines to his own songs. The day of the concert is here and Jada is brought out and he freezes on stage until his kids, in attempt to save him, come on stage and try to rap their newest SoundCloud song to the Benjamins beat. However, they're off beat and the crowd starts to boo Jada's kids. Jada then snaps out of his frozen state and raps his verse which gets the crowd back to cheering. Jada and his kids then do "We Gon Make It" as the ending credits scroll up.
 

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There's some fire ideas in here :dead:

The flashback scenes to when Jada and Melissa first met just being the 'Knock Yourself Out' video :ohhh:

Swizz Beats as the always hype noisy ass neighbour from down the block.:picard:

Having a deep father/son conversation when he takes his oldest kid to the Gucci store to show him the loafs. :mjcry:

Their daughter hitting the
full
at her dance recital and Jada being like "That's my girl - AHAAAAA :mjgrin:"

The tagline has to be 'Top 5: DAD or Alive':banderas:
 
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