Jadakiss would be the perfect TV dad. He needs a sitcom
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Styles Has To Be The Inappropriate Uncle
Jadas Kid: Man Pops I'm Tired Of Melvin Always Flexing Tryna Clown
Jada: Listen Son, The Best Thing You Can Do Is Talk To Him, Let Him Know How You Feel And If That Don't Work You Gotta Seperate Yourself From Him
Uncle Styles: Or You Could Roll Up On Him With Some Louisville Sluggers And Leave His Insides On The Outside
Jada: Styles
Uncles Styles: Ooor You Can Do What Your Pops Said
Jadas Kid: Man Pops I'm Tired Of Melvin Always Flexing Tryna Clown
Jada: Listen Son, The Best Thing You Can Do Is Talk To Him, Let Him Know How You Feel And If That Don't Work You Gotta Seperate Yourself From Him
Uncle Styles: Or You Could Roll Up On Him With Some Louisville Sluggers And Leave His Insides On The Outside
Jada: Styles
Uncles Styles: Ooor You Can Do What Your Pops Said
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avon barksdale
i want my corners
Dmx former street dude pastor they come to when things get hard
steadyrighteous
Veteran
*Jada walks outta the bathroom with a classic copy of The Source, blunt behind his ear*
Kid #1: Dad! Dad! Come listen to the song me and bro just made. It's a hit pop, I swear, you gon' be proud!
*Jada walks into kids bedroom*
KId #2: Check it, pop! We gon' make you proud with this one!
*Presses play on laptop. Song plays with the hook "Strawberry skittles be red like a mug" repeating over and over again*
*Track stops*
Kid #1: Pop, what you think? We got one, right?
*Jada stares, blankly, for a long, long time*
CUT TO: One year later
Cardi B: And the winner of Grammy song of the year goes to.... Strawberry Skittles!
*Entire crowd gets up, erupting in applause, except for one man... Jadakiss*
*As the boys get up to claim their award, the camera pushes in on Jadakiss, dumbfounded, as the opening credits song - "We Gon' Make It" - begins to play*
Kid #1: Dad! Dad! Come listen to the song me and bro just made. It's a hit pop, I swear, you gon' be proud!
*Jada walks into kids bedroom*
KId #2: Check it, pop! We gon' make you proud with this one!
*Presses play on laptop. Song plays with the hook "Strawberry skittles be red like a mug" repeating over and over again*
*Track stops*
Kid #1: Pop, what you think? We got one, right?
*Jada stares, blankly, for a long, long time*
CUT TO: One year later
Cardi B: And the winner of Grammy song of the year goes to.... Strawberry Skittles!
*Entire crowd gets up, erupting in applause, except for one man... Jadakiss*
*As the boys get up to claim their award, the camera pushes in on Jadakiss, dumbfounded, as the opening credits song - "We Gon' Make It" - begins to play*
Casso Dinero
All Star
Jada using his wise lyrics as fatherly advice for his kids, this shyt writes itself
"Listen, there's two things I'll never let an enemy get familiar with: my dough, and most importantly....
*sits next to sons*
...My kids"
*hugs kids*
*Crowd goes Awwwwwww*
*5 seconds of silence*
*Styles walks to the door visibly pissed*
"No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a roof, stay out my fukkin garden!!!!!!!"
*cuts back to family all aaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhh-ing in unison*
*crowd applauds*
*credits roll*
*fades out*
I Think We Got A Hit Show On Our Hands Brehs
Trill Bellamy
Whateva Man
skokiaan
African original
Show soundtrack on tidal or spotify
Lol good idea, DMX as his often well meaning, but crazy brother that just came home and works at the juice bar and scares uppity customers with his rants, Swizz as a recurring character as the guy that runs the nightclub Kiss goes to
tremonthustler1
aka bx_representer
@ the episode where Jada has to sell the pecan jag for a mini van so he can take the kids and Busta Rhymes places