Jack Harlow To Star in ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ Reboot (Discussion Thread)

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I'm sorry if that's yo favorite film, I saw it on 1992, maybe a couple time after that, and that was it, until the remake.

I tried to watch it illegals because I canceled my Hulu subscription, I couldn't do. Mysterious forces would let me see it and I don't use a computer, on or off the job. I ended up paying for Hulu again, I finally saw it but I fast forwarded through most of the second act.
 

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The house party was a 10/10, the sequels suck, the remake a 6/10.

Truth be told the first film isn't that good,maybe a 6/10. Gloria and Woody relationship is weird, and they were downtrodden in a weird way that adds nothing to the movie. Gloria is everything that is wrong in relationships, Woody is a incel, Wesley is Tariq before the podcast, but right after the art of Mackin. And you decide to remake that?

5 out of 10, at most
This whole post is just...
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The house party was a 10/10, the sequels suck, the remake a 6/10.

Truth be told the first film isn't that good,maybe a 6/10. Gloria and Woody relationship is weird, and they were downtrodden in a weird way that adds nothing to the movie. Gloria is everything that is wrong in relationships, Woody is a incel, Wesley is Tariq before the podcast, but right after the art of Mackin. And you decide to remake that?

5 out of 10, at most
There’s so much incorrect with this post. Woody was a simp, not an incel. How can he be celibate if he has a girlfriend???? :mjlol:

Their relationship wasn’t weird, it was based on co-dependence. She needed him to get out of her financial situation (which she eventually did) and she was his motivation, his rock. See how she was ready to pop Wesley when he showed up at their apartment? A ride or die.

She wanted him to do better in life but his addiction to gambling/hustling ended up with her losing him. “And sometimes when you win, you actually lose.” She said out of her own mouth “I don’t want the money stupid, I want you!”

The apex of this movie was Woody dunking the ball. He won. Wesley got his money back that he was robbed of, but Woody lost his girl in the end: a pyrrhic victory.

Wesley was a hardworking man, despite Woody making aspersions about him because he’s black. “Black men would rather lose and look good than win and look bad.” “How many dinners did that chain set your family back?”

Wesley assuming Jimi Hendrix’ band was was white. Telling Woody he couldn’t “hear” Jimi simply because he was white.

The whole movie was about dispelling stereotypes. Rosy Perez was a smart, intelectual Hispanic woman, Woody was a goofy looking white boy that could play ball and Wesley was a hard working married family man, hence the title of the film.
 

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There’s so much incorrect with this post. Woody was a simp, not an incel. How can he be celibate if he has a girlfriend???? :mjlol:

Their relationship wasn’t weird, it was based on co-dependence. She needed him to get out of her financial situation (which she eventually did) and she was his motivation, his rock. See how she was ready to pop Wesley when he showed up at their apartment? A ride or die.

She wanted him to do better in life but his addiction to gambling/hustling ended up with her losing him. “And sometimes when you win, you actually lose.” She said out of her own mouth “I don’t want the money stupid, I want you!”

The apex of this movie was Woody dunking the ball. He won. Wesley got his money back that he was robbed of, but Woody lost his girl in the end: a pyrrhic victory.

Wesley was a hardworking man, despite Woody making aspersions about him because he’s black. “Black men would rather lose and look good than win and look bad.” “How many dinners did that chain set your family back?”

Wesley assuming Jimi Hendrix’ band was was white. Telling Woody he couldn’t “hear” Jimi simply because he was white.

The whole movie was about dispelling stereotypes. Rosy Perez was a smart, intelectual Hispanic woman, Woody was a goofy looking white boy that could play ball and Wesley was a hard working married family man, hence the title of the film.
Niccas want to debate, buy me a computer, so fir now I just simply say I don't agree.

Yall want to carry the cross fir this movie, that's yall business. But this ain't a top 10 Wesley film or black film from the 90s.


It's going to be ok.
 

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I know you don't believe that incels don't get laid. All a white man has to do is pull a black chick......

An incel believes he can f Jenny Mccarthy from the 90s. He could be effing vanessa from the Cosby show and knee deep in pu$$y, he'd still be mad about not effing Jenny Mccarthy @ThrobbingHood
 

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Haven’t Watched The Fresh Prince Remake, White Men Can’t Jump Remake, House Party Remake,None Of Theses Wack Ass Nostalgia Money Grabs
Bel-Air is actually good.

On topic: good music, some good bball, some bad bball. Breh was good, Cac Barslow is and always will be trash. Vince Staples almost saved this shyt. Lance Reddikk was good in his limited role.
 
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