it's time star wars fans realize the franchise as always been trash

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Who the fukk loved attack of the clones? shyt was stupid, then biggest most stupidest shyt was the plot of obi-wan finding out of the clone army being made by a DEAD jedi master by the name of Sifo Diyas, and yet they dont follow up on it. Also obi wan saw the clone army was made from one man, and yet he gave it no forethought that these clones might be evil from the way the bounty hunter attacked him and then was seen hanging with count dooku? I mean WTF and then they use the same clone army with no idea that this could all be a bad idea and it's never mentioned again!?!? WTF!

I liked Natalie Portman in that white suit though. But anakin's whining omfg shut up!

and thats the blind dikk ridery I'm talking about. Star Wars fans defend this bullshyt, they can't just say they like terrible movies.

Attack of the Clones literally had no plot, I challenge anyone to tell me the plot of this, it doesn't even have a main character
 

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Dat Natalie Portman tho!

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Revenge of the Sith was better than the first two, but still :scusthov:


Corny, forced romance :scusthov:

Everybody just trusting ol' obvious Palpatine :scusthov:

The Jedi not doing blood tests on everybody and finding out Palpatine in ten minutes :scusthov:

The Jedi confronting Palpatine by themselves with no witnesses and getting ethered :scusthov:
(when they could have confronted Palpatine in public, forcing him to either turn himself in or out himself as a Sith lord)

Palpatine's goals making no sense :scusthov:
(If maintaining absolute power is your goal, why risk it by talking about pledging to continue the war as long as Grievous is alive, and then TELLING the Jedi exactly where to find him so they can go murking :mindblown:)

Over-choreographed CGI video game lightsaber duels :scusthov:

Having Yoda fight, which goes against EVERYTHING he stood for in ep V :scusthov:

Shoehorning Chewbacca into the movie :scusthov:

Anakin's utter lack of charisma in the prequels :scusthov:
(Dude was a scumbag for the entire second and third movies. In the OG movies he was built up to have originally been a great guy until he turned. In the prequels, dude was trouble from the jump)

Vader's NOOOOOOO at the end :scusthov:


Chewbacca's my still dude though :myman:
 

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The only thing i have a problem with..and cant really get over is how in episodes 4,5, and 6(old movies) they basically made the Jedi seem like some ancient myth or forgotten religion but really it only took place like 20-30 years later.


But other than that :camby:
 

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The only thing i have a problem with..and cant really get over is how in episodes 4,5, and 6(old movies) they basically made the Jedi seem like some ancient myth or forgotten religion but really it only took place like 20-30 years later.


But other than that :camby:

Hmmm Well all I can say is that The empire wiped out alot of their history, their allies, them.... I'm sure alot of people who lived during the empire's rise was so miniscule the tales of the jedi's would turn into urban legends. Even during the 1,2,&3 movies. they was a minor religious order who protected peace. Empire basically wiped them out to like 1%
 

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Hmmm Well all I can say is that The empire wiped out alot of their history, their allies, them.... I'm sure alot of people who lived during the empire's rise was so miniscule the tales of the jedi's would turn into urban legends. Even during the 1,2,&3 movies. they was a minor religious order who protected peace. Empire basically wiped them out to like 1%
But it was only like 20 years later lol....Thats like saying nobody would remember Desert Storm and its details now...or some other significant even. Most people would still be alive to remember the Jedi and there relevance.
 

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Hmmm Well all I can say is that The empire wiped out alot of their history, their allies, them.... I'm sure alot of people who lived during the empire's rise was so miniscule the tales of the jedi's would turn into urban legends. Even during the 1,2,&3 movies. they was a minor religious order who protected peace. Empire basically wiped them out to like 1%
yeaH
during episodes 1,2,3, people were still surpsied when the came across a jedi
not to mention everyone who was old enough to comprehend what was going on damn sure wasnt going to mention the jedi and have vaders star destroyer roll up on them

luke mentioned obi wan at the dinner table his aunt and uncle looked at each other like :merchant::whoa: then change the subject
 

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during episodes 1,2,3, people were still surpsied when the came across a jedi
not to mention everyone who was old enough to comprehend what was going on damn sure wasnt going to mention the jedi and have vaders star destroyer roll up on them

luke mentioned obi wan at the dinner table his aunt and uncle looked at each other like :merchant::whoa: then change the subject

:russ: yep. that was a crazy time the empire basically made sure no one talked about the jedi's again. they come looking if you did. i mean you wipe out an entire religious order, their schools, history, books, children, kill all the senators, and have 2 lone jedi survivors. in 20 years time I'm sure id forget you too.
 

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Even Han Solo didn't believe in that Jedi shyt and chalked it up to some " stupid ancient religion" or whatever he said. They are aren't that far removed from the time of the Jedi...i mean they are literally like barely 1 generation after Order 66...IDK it jsut buggs me a little

Edit: i get that the empire basically purged all things Jedi but got damn.
 

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Even Han Solo didn't believe in that Jedi shyt and chalked it up to some " stupid ancient religion" or whatever he said. They are aren't that far removed from the time of the Jedi...i mean they are literally like barely 1 generation after Order 66...IDK it jsut buggs me a little

Edit: i get that the empire basically purged all things Jedi but got damn.

Me too but you forget that people have short attention spans. The only thing i could consider is that if the size of the jedi knights was huge like the empire, their legacy and standings in the universe would have been different but no they had to have all the jedi's train in a massive school where the bad guys knew they would be. that's why luke was smart moving the school to a new place remote location, dont make the same mistakes twice.
 

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But it was only like 20 years later lol....Thats like saying nobody would remember Desert Storm and its details now...or some other significant even. Most people would still be alive to remember the Jedi and there relevance.

Who does remember Desert Storm ??? and what about the Iran Contra Scandal.

I know plenty of veterans dont even acknowledge Desert Storm as a war and feel some of those people arent real veterans..

But seriously, 20 years is a generation, so pretty much only the elders would know about them. the younglings would think of it as legend.. like how they do 80s Hip Hop today..

The Empire destroyed ALL things Jedi... and since Vader was a jedi he knew where to find and destroy some of the real secret stuff .. lol ..

Now that I think about it ... damn .. 20 years ???? it should have been 100
 

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where in the movie does it say her mother's a queen
yall gotta make shyt up, star wars fans are a cult of fools, they complain when the games suck, complain that prequels sucked, will complain the new movies suck, because they didn't come to realization the star war has always been trash

In episode 1 it clearly states Padme is Queen of Naboo. She becomes a senator after her reign is over...
 

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The actual mythos and universe is one that is cool as fukk. I'm not a fan of the movies though as George Lucas didn't cultivate them as he should have. I've bought and completed many of the games though. Even though its made its money from here to the moon and better, the quality of the finished products could have been a lot better. I have high hopes for Disney setting things right.
 

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U loss if u a black man watching that garbage. No nigggas was even in star wars. Fukk I look like disrespecting my ancestors watching that utter trash?
 
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