It's this damn cold in Chicago?

[Buckeye Fever]

Bruuuuuuuh, I been warming my car up since 5:30am and this bytch still ain’t warm.




In tryna tell y’all.
Nikkas think hell is going to be hot and fiery. Nah bruh, hell will be cold and icy.

Dante’s Inferno tried to drop some game on y’all. Lowest ring, where Satan resides, was frozen. The cold is definitely worse.

I started my shyt at 2am, then again at 5, and I started it on more time at 6:15 before I headed out to work.

Wife and the kids at home like

 

[CashmereThoughts]

I went to Chicago a few years back in December and immediately wondered WTF the homeless did when it got cold. I saw them everywhere and it looked painful.

I’d be right in the train station under one of those fukkin heat lamps.

Meat Grinder Mayor is that you?

 

[Cowboyz89]

I wonder if the gangbangers are still gangbanging

Instead of shooting somebody and leaving bullet fragments to trace, just tie em up and leave them outside to freeze

 

[AllHolosEve]

It -26 with no wind, -53 with wind & the sun is out. Tonight gonna be when the sun go down.

2 days left of this

Bruuuuuuuh, I been warming my car up since 5:30am and this bytch still ain’t warm.




In tryna tell y’all.
Nikkas think hell is going to be hot and fiery. Nah bruh, hell will be cold and icy.

Dante’s Inferno tried to drop some game on y’all. Lowest ring, where Satan resides, was frozen. The cold is definitely worse.

Hell frozen over.

 

[AllHolosEve]

I'm about to go to work dressed with that same face.

 

[Deafheaven]

Its negative 27 with 55 wind chill....naw called that shyt in. these nikkas out they fukking mind.

 

[UNATTACHED]

I had ice on my eyelashes after putting air in my tires this cold shyt is not a game

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

It is true that you can die falling asleep breathing in freezing temperature air. Or at the least end up in terrible condition.

If you ARE lucky enough to wake up the next morning, you will more than likely barely be able to breathe because your lungs will have hardened and filled with fluid(most likely mucus).

That means shortage of oxygen going to your organs, including your brain. Which also means that, when you do awaken to this suffocating hell, you probably won’t even have the mental clarity to even dial 911. You’ll just lie there and die.

You got ya ‘Vincent Price’ on a lil bit, right there. Salute.

 

[intruder]

My coworker just received a video on WhatsApp.

In the video his HS buddy in Detroit MI poured boiling-hot water from a coffee maker into a cup. He then walked outside and flung the water into the air and the whole thing became snow before it his the ground
That's what -75˚ is like, brehs. Time to go.
As the Haitian brehs would say "m'ap tounen nan péyi mwen"

*logs ont jobbatical.com Find jobs *

*searched for IT jobs in Central America and Caribbean *

 

[The G.O.D II]

Cutting even get a cut It’s so cold outside that your bones start to ache when you get in warmth

 

[peppe]

Imagine being born in a town when everything lower then -55 degrees is warm.

When it was -7 they declared state of emergency here

 

[Don Homer]

I wasnt even thinking about the homeless in this case. shyt is pretty much a death sentence

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Cacs still wearing flip flops.

 

[GunRanger]

No way machado or harper signing with the white sox experiencing this shyt

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

And you know a white guy is dressed just like this right now