Carolina Slim
Superstar
It's hard keeping these broads from trying a nikka. It's like once they figure that you married, they gonna do all they can to try and get you... 
I got this chick on my project team, thick white girl, been losing some weight, and is feeling good about herself. We've kicked it on occasion, but I always stood in my lane and never made any overtures. So yesterday we're sitting in a team meeting in a conference room, and she's sitting about 8 feet from me. Got a skirt on, and she's facing diagonally towards me. For some reason, this broad crossed her legs like 20 times, and out the corner of my eye I knew that I would see EVERYTHANG if I looked that way. Since it was my turn to do the minutes for the meeting, I kept it focused. Afterwards, I dipped out quickly instead of sticking around for idle chitchat.
Since I didn't make any signs of acknowledgment, she shows up at my cube later, and borrows a scissor since "I hate that they sew the pockets shut on these new skirts I bought"
So then she asks if I would help her cut the one on the right since she's not good with her left hand. And I go "nah, ma, that's alright. I don't feel like getting sent to HR today", and she responds, "I wouldn't send you to HR, if I was gonna do that, I'd have sent you already..." So I'm like "nah, you got the wrong one; I've never intimated anything about that with you..." Then she hits me with, "so you're telling me you've never thought about it?" with the 
look. So I look at her like 
and go, "no"... And she gives me this long look, smiles, and goes, "OK"
I sat down in my cube, and muttered to myself "these hoes just don't KNOW...."
I got this chick on my project team, thick white girl, been losing some weight, and is feeling good about herself. We've kicked it on occasion, but I always stood in my lane and never made any overtures. So yesterday we're sitting in a team meeting in a conference room, and she's sitting about 8 feet from me. Got a skirt on, and she's facing diagonally towards me. For some reason, this broad crossed her legs like 20 times, and out the corner of my eye I knew that I would see EVERYTHANG if I looked that way. Since it was my turn to do the minutes for the meeting, I kept it focused. Afterwards, I dipped out quickly instead of sticking around for idle chitchat.
Since I didn't make any signs of acknowledgment, she shows up at my cube later, and borrows a scissor since "I hate that they sew the pockets shut on these new skirts I bought"
So then she asks if I would help her cut the one on the right since she's not good with her left hand. And I go "nah, ma, that's alright. I don't feel like getting sent to HR today", and she responds, "I wouldn't send you to HR, if I was gonna do that, I'd have sent you already..." So I'm like "nah, you got the wrong one; I've never intimated anything about that with you..." Then she hits me with, "so you're telling me you've never thought about it?" with the look. So I look at her like and go, "no"... And she gives me this long look, smiles, and goes, "OK" I sat down in my cube, and muttered to myself "these hoes just don't KNOW...."
on her like that.
if nothing else, it boosts your ego.
and start acting shook. I told her that she needed to hit some new spots, cause obviously she ain't running into nothing but punks where she kicks it at. She asked how I would approach it, and I said, "where you got your degree makes no difference to me. If I was at the spot, came at you and tried to holla, I'm not concerned about your education. I'll come kick it, see where your mind is at, and if we vibe, we can move forward. If you on some bull, I'm gonna keep it moving". I guess she ain't never really heard that perspective before.