Absolute classic
Can I borrow your car?
WHAT KINDA shyt IS THAT?! Most people ask to borrow sugar, or even ketchup....you wanna borrow my car?
HELL NAWL, you need to borrow a job....witcha broke ass. Now get the hell on Felicia....
Or
You want some Kool Aid?
Man you know I want some Kool Aid
*Craig opens the cabinet and freaks out*
What’s wrong?
We ain’t got no sugar....
Y’all ain’t got no sugar? Daaaaaaaamn! Y’all ain’t never got two things that match! Kool Aid, no sugar, Peanut butter, no jelly, ham, no burger....daaaaaaaammnnn....