It's absurd that swagless jonny cage was able to defeat scorpion and goro

[who_better_than_me]

Even as a youth, I had the when that shyt happened. Nigguh spent the majority of both fights running. I felt like I was watching a Shane McMahon match when I saw nigguh's fight. He had that Bleacn Anime leutenant Ōmaeda swag.

And don't get me started on the Liu Kang-Sub-Zero fight. All that outside interference...

 

[MaccabeanRebel]

Swagless cage? What?! That's all my nicca had was swag...

 

[O.Red]

I'll give you the Scorpion fight but he was dripping with swag when he fought Goro

 

[O.Red]

"Those were $500 sunglasses a$$hole"

 

[who_better_than_me]

I'll give you the Scorpion fight but he was dripping with swag when he fought Goro

He started the fight with a low blow. That's suppose to be some last resort shyt for a nigguh. He came Doug the gate with that shyt

 

[AllHolosEve]

whole Scorpion fight was some bullshyt, swag was so negative even the autograph at the end couldnt save it, sub-zero fight was just as bad, neither shyt wasnt even believable....

 

[Real]

Johnny Cage is many things...swagless is not one of them.

 

[duncanthetall]

Saying Johnny Cage is swagless is like sayin fish don't swim

YOU WRONG BREH

 

[kingdarius]

did this nicca just say johnny cage was swagless dat cac was drippin with swaggu that whole movie ...

Spoiler

that scorpion fight was sum bs tho

 

[ChrisDorner]

Saying Johnny Cage is swagless is like sayin fish don't swim

YOU WRONG BREH

Struggle joke

 

[Bud Bundy]

he fought dirty

with the earth on the line you do what you have to do.

 

[klientel]

Black shades, Johnny Cage diamonds go parade

He was the only character with swag

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Struggle joke

it wasn't a joke, it was a simile

 

[marcuz]

i'll give him goro for the nutt punch, but scorpion

edit: and how did he get out of hell after that bullshyt win

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

"Swagless"?

Johnny Cage?

........REALLY?!?!?