First thought at Italian pawg was that this was about Monica Bellucci -- who in her prime was the GOAT pawg (or at least one of the baddest ones)
I was curious about what she's been up to and after being married to Vincent Cassel for a while, she somehow ended up dating Tim Burton, of all people. So let that be a lesson to you all. If you're goofy and ugly, you can still pull a bad bytch....provided you're rich...somewhat famous...and you waited for her to get old.