Is This True: Female Friends Are Useless

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i got my first female friend who i dont want to fukk recently, its weird but sometimes she buys me beer or smokes me out with a joint so thats alright.
its true tho, if a heterosexual man is interested in spending any significant amount of time with a heterosexual woman 9/10 times he is trying to hit it. a lot of guys never mature to the point where they can consider a female just a platonic friend.
 

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its true tho, if a heterosexual man is interested in spending any significant amount of time with a heterosexual woman 9/10 times he is trying to hit it. a lot of guys never mature to the point where they can consider a female just a platonic friend.

and this means he doesn't want to be friends? Because you can't like someone's personality/want to be friends with them and want to fukk them at the same time. It's either one or the other. Right?
 

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and this means he doesn't want to be friends? Because you can't like someone's personality/want to be friends with them and want to fukk them at the same time. It's either one or the other. Right?

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm :snoop:

there is a big difference in the way a man treats a platonic friend and the way a man treats a girlfriend

bytches be on some shyt about wanting to remain friends after a break up but then they get all pissed off when you treat them how would treat a platonic friend.
 

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Of course!!!!! All my male friends let me borrow money or valued possessions at the drop of a hat, would let me live with them no questions asked, never make fun of me or try to clown me, and would certainly risk their safety and even their lives for me. Thats what all males do!

So since we've established that all males are ALL inherently intelligent, good natured, kind hearted, etc, while all women are nasty, evil, vicious, selfish, and have cooties, I've make the natural and common sense decision to go Gay! Imma start fukking, and building relationships with men ya'll! Doesnt it make sense to love and cherish the morally and intellectually superior gender?

Thats right....no more :cape: ....Ive officially seen the light. Im a coli breh!!!!















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P.S Im bout to really go in at the gay club now.... :jawalrus::stylin::takedat:....im tryin to meet "wifey"
 

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmm :snoop:

there is a big difference in the way a man treats a platonic friend and the way a man treats a girlfriend

bytches be on some shyt about wanting to remain friends after a break up but then they get all pissed off when you treat them how would treat a platonic friend.

I'm talking about friends, breh. You can be friends with someone you've had sex with/want to have sex with. That's all I'm saying.
 
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