Malik
Superstar
Few years back I was messing with this girl and this family a few doors down had a bunch of dogs, I didn't know it at the time. I walk to the store and this fukkin Doberman starts sprinting at me full speed 
It looked like one of Satan's dogs. I ran to the biggest car on the block and hopped on the roof, pulled off my belt and swung like a bytch to ward him off 
Dude from another house saw me from the window. Told me to get off his car. I said "Hell naw nikka 
Come out here and grab this dog, I'll get off your shyt. Eventually the owner heard me and called the dog back. I left a big ass dent on ole boys roof....hopefully he got that fixed 
It looked like one of Satan's dogs. I ran to the biggest car on the block and hopped on the roof, pulled off my belt and swung like a bytch to ward him off Dude from another house saw me from the window. Told me to get off his car. I said "Hell naw nikka Come out here and grab this dog, I'll get off your shyt. Eventually the owner heard me and called the dog back. I left a big ass dent on ole boys roof....hopefully he got that fixed