1/90
@InternetHippo
Two straight years of shrieking "Get off twitter if you hate it so much" only to do this. Entire identities rooted in nothing but bothering people
2/90
@Nljigakulive
Because their entire lives revolve around culture wars. If there’s no other side how else can they do their grift
3/90
@tippitytoptweet
anything and everything to continue the grift
4/90
@tripp3990
I’ve always said this! It’s like they only exist just to attack people. They all are miserable and have mental health issues
5/90
@PayAlleria
They won't last long there.
6/90
@Disgrusting
Interesting how when people who don’t agree with you notice you, it bothers you. Almost like you’re up to something you know they won’t like.
7/90
@enqikoi
Wonder which group of people who always shove it down to their own throat
8/90
@crazy_stephen_i
They think the country is entertainment for them, and look for “desperate housewives” style candidates to go on the show and give them “viral meltdown” reactions to then post about on social media.
Wish I was joking or exaggerating, but there are people that actually make big money off of this being true for MAGA.
9/90
@Tops_opinion
That's because conservatives care more about trying to own the libs than actual policy and making progress as a nation.
10/90
@AfreemanFrancis
It's called free association
11/90
@SirSkribe
It's not our fault you guys make such great entertainment.
12/90
@CatladyToday
Not on Bluesky... Thank you
13/90
@LunaLuxCosplay
It’s like an abusive relationship you’re trying to get away from but they just keep fukking following you.
I typically don’t like using that example but it’s actually so accurate here that I don’t know what else to say. People left to stop getting abused by a$$holes and the a$$holes followed them. Wild.
14/90
@CDay152
If you want to leave. Leave. If you make a dramatic exit you will be mocked (wow there’s a shocker). I have a feeling that some will jump back and forth cause they like dunking as much as everyone else does.
15/90
@Br1nk_1991
16/90
@IXVegas
Yes, we like to poke and laugh at retards. The fact you expected us to stop if you fukk off to a left wing Gab so you can cry about Cybertrucks is way too funny for us not to mock you for it.
17/90
@MattiSipon97065
It is funny! They aren’t btw telling to F off. They are saying if it is so bad here, than F off. A prescription to description difference.
I am glad we have. Our blue sky zoo
18/90
@Jerhiko28
You mean exposing your idiocy
19/90
@aikninikx
“Entire identities rooted in nothing but bothering people”
Best description for them.
20/90
@AthenePromachos
The maddest person on this app:
21/90
@yoaarush
Owning the libs by being miserable!
22/90
@JGobbleson40040
Posted on twitter btw
23/90
@Premium_Steve
It turns out maybe paying people for engagement just rewards rage farming and trolls like this
It’s a good thing someone built a real social media site that learned
24/90
@lumbjackwharfie
and then they bytch that nobody wants to be their friend and that some of their family members don't like seeing them
25/90
@DanDeBrak
It’s the same reason winning the election didn’t make them any happier. It’s not enough for them to have won, they have to see the people they hate suffer.
26/90
@Internetchilla
An ideology that spent so much time boosting grifters that the entire ideology evolved solely into grifting
The American Dream still lives on for the right, so long as you can grift hard enough
27/90
@j_u_s_t_i_c_3
They live for literally nothing except making fun of people, it’s the weirdest thing ever
28/90
@spilldrop_
they won’t last, there’s not enough ad incentive to actually switch and they’re all grifters anyway
29/90
@AmariArima27
Good thing we have actual form of defense against these people lmao
30/90
@GiveMeAnAxe
At least block works there.
31/90
@steeleating
an entire culture dedicated to endlessly channeling seething contempt for other people. how do we live with these animals. how do they live with themselves
32/90
@Admiral_cmonke
What's a reactionary without anything to react to?
33/90
@cptbeebi
Remember how they were bragging about Gab, Parler, and Truth Social being their bastions against the woke?
They must just be very jealous that their Twitter alternatives were 1.) Hacked, 2.) Had all the DMs and images leaked, and 3.) Completely unusable and probably a scam.
34/90
@jetmaak
expansionist homeowners association
35/90
@gatoradewussy8
they’re so pathetic
36/90
@skepicat
“Garbage” didn’t go far enough
37/90
@kynelwynn
They have nothing but hate, they crave the attention of punching down
38/90
@bahia_nacional
Then those men cry that they are so lonely, bytch you are impossible to like
39/90
@RageofBaltimore
Twitter is like your job at a Pizza Hut, bluesky is like attending the community feedback and public comment phase when they're building a new fire station.
40/90
@MisterWillow_
It won't work over there either because of how the lists work. There's already one that lets you mute/block every maga account and not have to worry about their nonsense instead of playing whack-a-mole
41/90
@mornet_john
I swear conservatives number one priority is pissing off liberals.
42/90
@SquealonTusk
Lol and they call the other side NPC's. fukkin' Goombas
43/90
@xostacyftw
they literally just thrive on negativity and pent up anger at the world. it’s insanely sad
44/90
@RichaelTTV
What a deeply pathetic group of people. Our tax dollars are wasted on filth like them.
45/90
@perpetualtire
these chuds are insufferable
46/90
@deletedsolus
I'm just glad that the minute these guys go on a rant, they get banned.
47/90
@CourtneyDagger
Damn, they are nothing without us. They even hate EACH OTHER and don’t want to spend time together. How sad
48/90
@HashemiteKing
Parasites
49/90
@vendetta_maki
They’re so miserably boring.
50/90
@Arus_Videos
The sheer hostility of Twitter is astounding
51/90
@SlattKingCole
52/90
@GabeLozano2
And they’re probably all mass-blocked, too!
53/90
@AmKwebbel
At this point, a @ConsOfTwitter account would sound nice.
54/90
@LiviaBellona
They don't really want liberals to leave. It's no fun if there's no one to troll. That's why Parker and Truth Social are such failures.
55/90
@RichinMN
Hoping to flee the far right takeover of X only to find all the
libs I blocked here rapidly filling my Bluesky timeline.
56/90
@Cleon
And then they try to brigade BlueSky, only to be met with wave after wave of blocks, and they whine about that too.
57/90
@D_R_I_N_K
Half the fun in their day is “winning” some argument. If all their favorite argument buddies move away, what the hell are they supposed to do?!
58/90
@Krossfade69
59/90
@ChrisRockBottom
Without manufactured conflict their lives have no purpose 🫤
60/90
@dmoisan
I'm sure the denizens of BlueSky won't think of adding those users to a blocklist. No. They wouldn't.
61/90
@Seth0391695436
God, people are so annoying, it's like you can never win no matter what you do, they will just come like mosquitoes
62/90
@ashasmbles
They're hoping they can blow up and get some of that sweet russia money
63/90
@dope_addss21
Let's be honest they can go to Trurh Social but they'd rather be here cos they need attention so much
64/90
@HuskyAka
Ehhhh I can’t be bothered.
65/90
@All_BeASuperman
Do you have a link to this list so all these people can be blocked?
66/90
@EXSkywarp
The one good thing about these trashbags is that you can compile a list of them and block them all at once on Bluesky. AND the block button ACTUALLY works. You can actually protect your peace! Who knew?
67/90
@Observer194
The Annoying Kid In Class who evidently desperately wishes they were The Bully.
68/90
@Sodadamncool
Literally that "you dont belong here. We'll make our own space. Why arent you including us? You dont belong here" comic.
69/90
@MezzanineOline
Type of people to be quiet all semester in Highschool just to crack one joke and have no laugh and they carry that with them forever
70/90
@17thStatesman
This is the second time I've posted this video in a week because more and more I'm finding how aptly it represents the conservative mindset: To be irresistibly drawn towards the thing you allegedly despise.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1858403673488994304/pu/vid/avc1/538x400/Bbu-tgZMfgMrwqcB.mp4
71/90
@A21starman
None of them are even original too, like they see one thing that worked and decided to copy them. And liberals and leftist are supposed to be the ones unable to create?
72/90
@SpheresVA
Bitter nasty people is all I’ve got to say
73/90
@Heidel209
They don't know what else to do in life.
In the end, they're so depressed their only entertainment is to ridicule others.
It's basic bully behavior, like the kid bullying the "nerds" in class. Surprise: his parents just divorced and he bullied other children to cover up sadness
74/90
@hensnbitties
Now they are flooding BS with CSAM & really offensive posts. Ppl are reporting them & they are using that reporting as a way to bash us for "ruining" & being intolerant by reporting each other. Of course they don't mention it is MAGA that's posting the
& backing up the system
75/90
@kazama_unakite
negativity is the foundation of conservatism, they thrive on hurting others to cover their deep rooted self hatred
76/90
@Lipsofashes
The Americ*nts ruined the internet for everyone.
77/90
@stoleyourwatch
It's literally all they want, they don't want constructive discourse. They want dissaray, disorder, and to "own the libs." It's never been about a better society to them.
78/90
@sovietDragon058
conservatives aren't happy if they're not putting others down or making someone miserable
79/90
@Lordofw0lves
They don't want to get what they want that's the thing.
They just want to be the snowflakes they claim to hate
80/90
@Carson1884986
I think they’re secretly disappointed that Trump won. It will make it so much harder for them to blame their miserable little lives on someone else— because God forbid they shyt talk the Tariff King.
81/90
@deep3lue
They are just a$$holes.
Like the owner.
82/90
@BronxLaugher
Conservatives are just high school bullies with the IQ's of chipmunks. They don't have a belief system beyond craving the opportunity to annoy the fukk out of people.
83/90
@RadWVS
Is "Chuds of TikTok" a thing or it is exclusively right wing phenomenon?
84/90
@Pyxy961
They desperately need to Debate people. Hasan hit the nail on the head when he called them debate perverts.
85/90
@lao140
not a single one even knows how to crop a picture correctly oh my god..
86/90
@SlendusTea
Not sure what the issue is. If they’re off Twitter they can’t see the posts anyway.
87/90
@ChaminduKavindr
yeah it's horrible on blue sky!
don't come there plz
88/90
@kyle_halloran13
89/90
@billyiscul
Which one will win the gimmick
90/90
@AshBlasted
None of them are even checkmarked either so they're not even making money from whatever engagement they get, if they're even getting that much. Bothering people for the love of the game
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