Goatpoacher
Superstar
SOME1 WHO READ THIS ON THE COLI ACTUALLY OFFERED TO PAY ME TO WRITE ARTICLES FOR THEIR WEBSITE ON THE STRENGTH OF THIS PIECE.
Receipts?
[sccit]in order to assess whether somebody has actually asked you to write for their website, and assuming this person exists and has a website, given that it is established that you are a failure at life, and that your brother is far more talented than you, it is obvious that somebody wants you writing for a made up website because they tired of your rambling incoherence on this board[/fat jew]