Is it gay to shave pretty much everywhere?

[klientel]

According to my girl it is...

I'm fresh out the shower and just finished touching up my goatee and lining. Then I whipped out the body hair trimmers and put in work. Trimmed up the balls, armpits, and completely cleaned off the upper body. My girl walks past the bathroom opens the door, sticks her head in like brotha man from da fif flo, and just watches me. Then she says...

"No straight man should completely shave his body like that"

I told her ass that the balls and armpits are hot spots for a dude and the hair makes it 10x worse. Then I told her I liked the way my chest looks without hair so I shave that too, so kick rocks. She gonna tell me that only gay men and metrosexuals(whatever the fukk that is...) do that. I called bullshyt on that one and said as long as I don't touch the legs I'm good.

She tweeted it and of course within minutes a gang of musty ass simps told her she was right. Now she got this look on her face and it's pissing me off.

I can't be the only dude who does this right?

 

[Ohene]

all i shave is my face breh

 

[Y2Dre]

you SHAVE your junk? that makes it worse. you're supposed to trim, and not completely. you're buggin.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I trim it all. Fucc I look like smelling like a musty fucc in the arizona summer?

 

[klientel]

all i shave is my face breh

I refuse to believe u are straight congo status in the balls region....

I don't see how u cannot trim that shyt.

 

[MarloStanfield]

I shave my armpits and pubes too, fukk having hair there for no reason.

 

[Emperor Sol]

Don't be shavin anything but your face breh. I wouldn't want to go around nicking my balls or anything like that.

 

[Ohene]

my balls aint hairy like that breh. even the pelvic region is good enough for a b!tch to to give me head. i've trimmed the pelvic region twice in my life tho

 

[villain]

nah you straight dog

I shave all that just like you do. your girl might be a hoodrat, sorry to say

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

my balls stay bald does your girl shave or trim?

 

[klientel]

you SHAVE your junk? that makes it worse. you're supposed to trim, and not completely. you're buggin.

I trim my balls and armpits breh

I have to because it gets itchy if I cut it too close. But I shave everywhere else

 

[jadillac]

I shave my armpits and pubes too, fukk having hair there for no reason.

Tell ur girl, yes, if you shave your body hair it means you like having sex with men


Then proceed to give her an open handed slap in the mouth

 

[JulesWinfield]

i trim. shaving is

 

[MMS]

i shave these nuts once a week

 

[klientel]

i shave these nuts once a week

That's what I'm saying....

I don't even see why I have hair on my nuts. There i no reason for it to be there.