TheBeigeBomber
#Fukkery
Welp, there's sooooo many.
In my late teens I did my best boxing high on weed....OH....MY....Gidddod! It's like you see shyt before it happens and you don't feel shyt. I remember having this tourney in Bed-Stuy boxing (don't worry about the year) I was fighting at 201
Anyway, I was in the finals vs. some kid from Brownsville, Brooklyn that everybody feared....except Ski da Gawd, until I saw this niqqa . My homeboy said "homeboy a GROWN ASS MAN!" I felt like Martin Lawrence when he saw Tommie Hearns but I didnt show it. My niqqas all started except for my man Puerto Rican Rahmel (niqqa name was Rahmel I SWEAR). Since the fight wasn't gonna start until 90 minutes, Rah rode his bike to Gates Ave. and Throop to get some weed and I told coach that I wanted to run to get loosened up for the fight, he said "You better not be scared like these other kids." I was like on the outside but I was on the inside. So I met up with Rah and he's a lil dude like 5'8 140lbs., he's all animated yelling in his spanish accent, "Bro fukk that niqqa up B!" "If he hurts you I'm going straight to Bushwick and coming back with all of my niqqas B!" He loved me for real, anywho, we get high and go back to the gym 20 minutes until fight time. Grown man is like 6'2 and a muscular 230, BLACK niqqa with fronts that I know did some time. Fight time, ding!
We both come out dancing and trying to get each others rhythm, the first thing that I thought was " I don't feel high." Then "WOP WOP!!!!" Grown man 2 piece me something fukking AWFUL (that why til this day I hate getting 2 pieced, never gonna happen) the whole gym said all at the same damn time. I fell right into the ropes by my corner and all I heard was Rah say, "oh shyt bro!! Kill that niqqa B!" The weed kicked in at that very moment
I remember grabbing grown man and pushing him to the middle, from there on everything went slow, I saw every punch, every feint and I heard NO VOICES, they stopped the fight right before the first round ended because I whooped his grown ass. #RIP
George Washington, my legendary coach.
i never had the balls to smoke before my fights