Let me say something, having watched a few reviews....
The amount of dry heaving done over what happens at the beach early in the movie by female reviewers, let's me that know that don't nothing be happening on these destination vacations ppl be going on.
So what does happen, ppl continue to spend tons of money shopping or visiting exotic locals. That make me wanna barf. If you can't form a concept of pleasing your man on vacation, I want nothing to do with ya. You've seen plenty of films where two dudes kiss but you disgusted by this. Amazing.