In the year of our lord in 2024, how do people not know how to wash they ass???

Dont@Me

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when you make jokes like this, you just look insecure, and youre just announcing to the world that you dont wipe properly. the majority of bidets are adjustable. you dont just go from a drip to a full blast. :dahell:

my bidet has a dial that can go from "water fountain" to "sand blaster" so you gotta figure out what youre comfortable with. it definitely takes some adjustment, but you get used to it, and its like being shower fresh every time.


when i first got it i still used TP. after a while you get the "feel" :dame: for it down and you feel more "secure" about being clean. i still do a wipe if im not sure or if im super wet. im upgrading to one with a dryer soon. :blessed:
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It was a joke!
I'll scrub the rim and shave it but no penetration, just body wipes :mjtf:

It's disgusting having people's pass by air smell like straight azz, not ass, azz :scust:
 

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man i dont know about no digging in your butt kinda nonsense youre talking about :dahell:

i own a bidet so i dont have those problems...

join the #jetset OP. stop wasting toilet paper

and quit doing :dame: things in the shower :ufdup:

bidets are like $35 on amazon

Once I made the switch to a bidet 3 years ago....I regretted the past 20+ years of my life.............. :blessed:


#BidetGang
How you use these without water running all down your ass and legs when you stand up?
 
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