One day it's a bidet, next, it's a power washer
In the year of our lord in 2024, how do people not know how to wash they ass???
- Thread starter Dont@Me
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when you make jokes like this, you just look insecure, and youre just announcing to the world that you dont wipe properly. the majority of bidets are adjustable. you dont just go from a drip to a full blast.
my bidet has a dial that can go from "water fountain" to "sand blaster" so you gotta figure out what youre comfortable with. it definitely takes some adjustment, but you get used to it, and its like being shower fresh every time.
when i first got it i still used TP. after a while you get the "feel"
7th Letter Specialist
…It don’t matter if you 3’ or 8’1”
They on yo ass 
Space Cowboy
Allahu Akbar
Brehs is it gay to have good hygiene?
This is why I know some of y’all are cacs
This is why I know some of y’all are cacs
Sleepy Floyd
Superstar
Some AsiansWho the fukk would sit the 1st way or the bottom right way
Straddling it is already some Butters from South Park type shyt.
Sitting the first way is best for bowel movements. You will NEVER experience how empty your bowels are until you do itWho the fukk would sit the 1st way or the bottom right way
Straddling it is already some Butters from South Park type shyt.
Fill Collins
I didn't mean to verge!
I'll scrub the rim and shave it but no penetration, just body wipes 
It's disgusting having people's pass by air smell like straight azz, not ass, azz
It's disgusting having people's pass by air smell like straight azz, not ass, azz
Hey look everyone!I'll scrub the rim and shave it but no penetration, just body wipes
It's disgusting having people's pass by air smell like straight azz, not ass, azz
This nikka got a bare bald bussy y'all! 
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If you ain’t spreading them cheeks, you ain’t doing it right 
Fill Collins
I didn't mean to verge!
Hey look everyone!
Take a picture, it'll last longer
man i dont know about no digging in your butt kinda nonsense youre talking about
i own a bidet so i dont have those problems...
join the #jetset OP. stop wasting toilet paper
and quit doing
bidets are like $35 on amazon
How you use these without water running all down your ass and legs when you stand up?Once I made the switch to a bidet 3 years ago....I regretted the past 20+ years of my life..............
#BidetGang
Think about other men fingering their booty hole brehsYou know, I never thought about it like that
