In honor of Mother's day, famous black mother sayings

[Nemesis]

"when are you going to get married"

African mothers......smh

 

[BedRoomI'z]

"Shut up, before I really give you something to cry about!"

 

[Sierra Mist]

Damn. Can't relate.

 

[Majestic Pape]

Damn. Can't relate.

We know.

 

[Ski Mask]

"I'll(insert the last thing you said)You, if you don't..."

 

[observe]

at these black moms sayings...I wish I grew up with a black mom..those sayings would have me cracking up all day..but my mom was argentine..that hot Latin temper...that's the main reason I don't find Latinas attractive..

She used to say.."I hate you kids I wish I never had you"

 

[Egomaniacal1]

"Go outside and get a switch off of the tree"

Beat me too it.

 

[thaKEAF]

 

[Brief Keef]

WHAT I TELL YOU ABOUT COMIN OUTSIDE WITH NO JACKET ON

ME: MOM IM NOT COLD

MOM: BOY WTF I SAY

ME:

 

[kurt]

"If you don't want it ,then fine. You can starve to death".

"Don't you give me no lip boy"

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

"you need ____ or you want ____"

"when you get your own money you can buy whatever you want, but if you want some back to school clothes you're going to get what I like"

"I don't care what ____'s parents let her do, youre my responsibility/they not paying your bills"

 

[Banned Account12]

ME: MAMA IM SICK

MAMA: GO BOO-BOO!

ME: MAMA I CUT MY LEG

MAMA: GO BOO-BOO

 

[Mandarin Duck]

"You want (insert anything)? You got (insert anything) money?"

 

[Ezigbo Nwanyi]

ME: MAMA IM SICK

MAMA: GO BOO-BOO!

ME: MAMA I CUT MY LEG

MAMA: GO BOO-BOO

 

[Morethan1]

You dont believe fat me greasy