In honor of Mother's day, famous black mother sayings

[valet]

Come get this tiddy before you daddy gets home! Now!

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"either come in or stay outside, you not gon be runnin in and out"

Thats a good one.

 

[RedBull]

Don't fight over no girls.

 

[RedBull]

If she can't use your comb, don't bring her home.

 

[Dooby]

Come get this tiddy before your daddy gets home! Now!

 

[Heafcliffe]

"So you gon do, what you wanna do, huh?"

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

"Oooh Ahhh stop for a minute,HEY!GET AWAY FROM MY BEDROOM DOOR RIGHT NOW AND GO BACk TO BED!don't make me come out there!"

 

[Dada]

"either come in or stay outside, you not gon be runnin in and out"

I done heard this so many times.

"Stop/turn off X, you gon have my light bill sky high".

"Rooooooseeee" *comes running* "Hand me the remote (that's sitting 2 feet away)/get me a glass of water"

 

[JBoy]

"boy watch yo damn mouth"

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

"wait until your dad gets home"

"Dont be showin out"

"Why you messing with these mannish girls" (not sure if I spelled it right)

 

[Blessings]

"i hate you"

 

[Sad Bunny]

"stop crying before I give yo ass something to cry about"

 

[AAKing23]

"If I gotta tell you to sit your ass down one more time"


"Go ahead and try me"


"Ya'll better stop runnin up and down them stairs"



"Where my belt"



"Don't be bringing home no babies"

 

[jdashmaj]

"I'm not gonna tell you again"

"I don't care what you want gotdammit, you gonna do what I tell you"

"you better not bring no kids home"

"oh you running away I'll help you pack"

 

[Just like bruddas]

Run to the store and get me some BC powder.

Wait until ya father gets home.


Im gonna beat you for old and new

You better eat that crust