In honor of Mother's day, famous black mother sayings

[valet]

"Get in this house, before you get Pneumonia!!" (Had no idea what Pneumonia was until I was teen. Add on.

 

[Will Ross]

Dont bring home no white girl!!!:

 

[Steve Piffler]

don't make me slap tha black off yo ass!
wait until yo daddy get home! (for nikkas who had daddies )
listen here, when we go in this store, don't touch shyt and i ain't getting you shyt. you break anything and i'mma break your ass!

 

[TheBigBopper]

If she can't use your comb, don't bring her home

 

[Just like bruddas]

I bought you in this world, I can take you out

 

[Hovsta]

black mothers are hot tempered and violent is what i am taking away from this right?

 

[Still Benefited]

"Oooh Ahhh stop for a minute,HEY!GET AWAY FROM MY BEDROOM DOOR RIGHT NOW AND GO BACk TO BED!don't make me come out there!"

 

[Born2BKing]

Don't slam that GOT DAMN screen door.

 

[valet]

"Close the door before you let all the heat out!"

 

[valet]

"Don't be eating everybody cooking."

 

[Just like bruddas]

put some coco butter on ya face before you go out

 

[3Rivers]

"stop trying to keep up with the joneses"

"aint got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of"

 

[RedBull]

Come get this tiddy before your daddy gets home! Now!

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

My grandma once told me "it doesnt matter what you do, or want to be. Be the BEST. If youre going to be a doctor, be the best doctor ever. If youre gonna be a bank robber...be the best bank robber ever."



Lived by this creedo my whole life.

 

[dontreadthis]

"either come in or stay outside, you not gon be runnin in and out"