In all seriousness, wasn't there a time where they checked ID's for R-rated movies?

[Juggalo Fred]

I wanted to see Freddy vs Jason the first night it came out so I bought a ticket to some piece of shyt called Uptown Girls and snuck into F vs J 5 minutes later.

 

[Art Barr]

Yeah but OP said in 99 he was a senior dating a little girl,back the. Girls weren't even wearing make up like that or any if that other extra shyt like they do these days,makes it that much more

What in the early nineties women were way more adult like.
Than all these women out'chere Joe.
I lil nikka like me, used to pray to have a class of 89-93 woman.
They were grown as hell back then.

The females in 1994, my class year were the start of that new body breed that looked like lil girls.
In 1995, that is when they started to look more like little ass kids.
Back in the day, it was slave hand gene ass big ass nikkaz, back then.

The females were Clydesdale brickhouses and all that shyt before the crack Gen babies came about.


Art Barr

 

[manyfaces]

That was those mom and pops video stores with mad b movies and crazy fees more the likely.
They always flirted the mother's group line.
If you went to a really good mom and pops.
They had the saloon doors for all the shyt you wasn't supposed to be seeing.
I wasn't worried about that adult shyt after Freddie, critters, the blob remake and chud.
I was so fukkin scared from those shyt's.
I did not fukk around trying to prove I was tough like that back then.
Freddie and chud fukked ya boi up, breh.


Art Barr

What's funny is the craziest movies I seen, as far as blatant nudity and violence on the cover/back....not porn shyt, I mean low budget 80's horror....was at a big ass chain grocery store. Can't remember the name of it, it was around '86 or so.

Fred.

Damn that shyt takes me back. Those hood grocery stores used to have all kinds of shyt and seemed to only have movie posters for the most ridiculous b movies. I remember always seeing Critters, Ghoulies, Pirhanas, and Maniac Cop posters all the fukking time. The Ghoulies joint used to freak me out cause it had a little monster coming out of the toilet and I swear it had a young nikka nervous whenever I had to take a shyt.Weird that the grocery store is also where you'd go to cop porn. Spots would always have the curtain or door to the back room with the "adults" sign. Felt like a man when I could finally go back there

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I got carded for Spring Breakers

You should have been fined for paying for that garbage