Bully cutter 
Impact Wrestling 8/9: Will The Aces & 8s Strike?, 3 Big BFG Series Matches, & More
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Bully da Gawd!
Ok, guess I'm watchin that PPV 
Bully is an honest man. They should give him a pass
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"Calm down, Bully. Now is not the time for fear. That comes later."
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Cena is behind Aces & 8s
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
Missed the whole thing brehs. Without spoilers was it decent tonight?
Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
Well, at worse, all the matches were pretty good. Not decent, not average, not alright, not good. Pretty good my dude
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
sounds good. Will def watch tomorrow. Have some green. Actually after I watch all the wolfpac gets some green.
Jackson LeRoy Briggs
You think you bad? You ain't bad!
You know, I don't think Ray ever got a pin off of that Bubba Cutter during his entire WWE tenure, and they built it up as a slightly less lethal version of the 3D too.
Pretty good show.
Crackhead CLaire cheering for AJ during his match was hilarious and the look on her face when he walkede right past her afterwards was even better.
Liked the way they treated the signing of the world title contract and I see them setting up AA to lose this Sunday so that the road to Roode/Storm is clear for BFG.
Also like how they are moving Kenny King along.
When was the last time Devon defended the TV title on Impact? Hogan gets taken out and folks start ignoring the Hulkster's edicts. I say give the belt to The Pope or Magnus or Bully or anybody else.
Crackhead CLaire cheering for AJ during his match was hilarious and the look on her face when he walkede right past her afterwards was even better.
Liked the way they treated the signing of the world title contract and I see them setting up AA to lose this Sunday so that the road to Roode/Storm is clear for BFG.
Also like how they are moving Kenny King along.
When was the last time Devon defended the TV title on Impact? Hogan gets taken out and folks start ignoring the Hulkster's edicts. I say give the belt to The Pope or Magnus or Bully or anybody else.
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
Really good go home show. I am pumped for Roode/Aries II. Its even better without a match gimmick like ladder or such. The last title shot stip is all it needs.
Bully Ray is tremendous and deserves a raise for how well he is doing. Of course it also means theyd have to keep Devon too
Speaking of raises, Them Christy pan ups
That Styles/Angle match may have been the best free tv match ive seen all year! You could tell how proud Angle was of it after the match.
Is it just me or was Claire lookin
tonight?
No Zema Ion was the only issue i had if i really had to choose one. Stellar go home show though i give it 4 stars
Oh and to all the reps i missed... i got y'all in 24 hours
Bully Ray is tremendous and deserves a raise for how well he is doing. Of course it also means theyd have to keep Devon too
Speaking of raises, Them Christy pan ups
That Styles/Angle match may have been the best free tv match ive seen all year! You could tell how proud Angle was of it after the match.
Is it just me or was Claire lookin
tonight?No Zema Ion was the only issue i had if i really had to choose one. Stellar go home show though i give it 4 stars
Oh and to all the reps i missed... i got y'all in 24 hours
This is what I think about this episode:
As we last left off a random ass crackhead wondered in the Impact Zone and asked AJ Styles for some spare change, Styles didn't have any change but was like "I got some dikk! Want some?" and the rest was history. Meanwhile Robert Roode is gathering up the backstage possee to take their frustrations out on the accused James Storm... somebody gotta take the blame and an asswhooping so why not him? Bully Ray comming out looking like he would fit in as a background extra for the movie American History X. Bully don't respect dem slores, but he's a Twitter fiend... damn he's really sounding like he's trying to get some Twitter commerical sponsorship. Bully trying to use his limited detective mode skills to label Storm leader of the Aces and Eights, but Storm comes out not having that bullshyt. Storm quoting lyrics from his theme song drawing a line in the sand wanting Bully to squad up... but in typical classic heel fashion Bully is quick to back down. Oh snap Aces and Eights looking like "The Lost and Dammed" from Grand Theft Auto 4 appearing on the Dixietron saying that they are gonna wreck shyt sending Bully into a insane rant... wait Sting FOOLISLY grants Aces and Eights an open invatition to come to the Impact Zone?! Somebody gonna get their ass whipped no doubt... really Sting?!
Pope looking like the brother of the leader of the Mad Gear Gang from Final Fight cutting a promo talking about he's gonna win the BFG Series despite the fact he's 11th place... slightly doing better than Robbie E which is not that hard to do. Mr. Anderson rudely talking over a lovely pan-up of Christie Hemme as Rob Van Dam facing Brutus Magnus in a BFG Series Match. Magnus looks like TNA's version of Wade Barrett but without the horrible shoulder tattoos. EEEWWWW at Anderson calling RVD "huge" and "deceptively large"... no homo nikka! Damn at Van Dam hitting Magnus with Slow Chin Music, but Magnus comes back with a hell of a clothesline. FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH... Van Dam wins with 7 points. Backstage Robert Roode talking about finding hidden loope holes in the contract that he's gonna sign later tonight and will use his lawyer goons to handle some business.
They are still showing these damn Direct Auto Insurance starring Matt Morgan... is he even still with the company? Highlights of Clair Lynch's baby shower starring Hollywood Daniels and Franklin Kazarian... damn that "baby AJ Styles" doll is still hilarious. Time for the tag team belts to be put on the line... all hell no its that punk ass Garrett Bischoff and Devon vs THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... OF THE WORLD (I don't know what the hell that means) Daniels and Kaz. By my count it's been at least 9 weeks since he last defended his Television Championship ON TELEVISION... WHAT THE HELL?! Nice classic team work by Kaz and Daniels... DAMN at that top rope boot to the chest. Daniels trying to go upside someones head with a belt but referee stops it but the ref don't stop Kaz going upside Devon with a belt for the win to retain the titles. With Aces and Eights comming on the show later on the show hopefully Devon and Garrett are well enought to provide bodyguard servies.
Highlights of horrible acting by Brooke Hogan, Sting wisely kept Brooke's ass at home since Daddy Hogan is still layed up in the hospital. A promo package of the BFG Series contestants to promote the Hardcore Justice ppv this sunday... THEREALBRAND I thank you for the download in advance. The Cardigan Robbies wearing sweet Dipset pink sweaters with a table in the ring bragging about having on 5 points... wait what? Robbie talking reckless talking bout he gonna earn 20 points on Based Hardy's expense... wait what? Damn Robbie E is proud to be in last place... everybody needs goals I guess but he is right about his sweaters look better than Hardy's chrisbrownbeater shirts. DAMN HE SLAPPED THE shyt OUTTA ROBBIE... bytch better have my crack money! Rob Terry "Doin' Work" by putting Hardy through the table... I truly don't understand what the hell just happened in the ring. Backstage AJ Styles talking about not remembering fukking Clair Lynch since he don't drink... is he Stright Edge?
Taz looked shooked with Samoa Joe comming to the commentator's booth mad as hell because apparently he is not allowed to commentate. Sweet Jesus Christie, she announces the BFG Series Match between former TNA Tag Team Champions AJ Styles vs Kurt Angle. Is that Clair Lynch in the front row cheering on Styles? It's kinda sad that it's usually the crazy women that nikkas are willing to raw dog and get pregnant... but that crazy puss do be good though I can't front. Kurt getting crunk as hell with that Tilt-a-Whirl backbreaker. They keep showing Clair in the row cheer looking faded like she was smoking with Jeff Hardy backstage. Angle Slam countered into a PELE Kick... damn that was a close 2 count, if that was Earl Hebner he would have awarded the match to Madison Rayne somehow. Styles hits a flying forarm splash to a Styles Clash combo...DAMN that was another close 2 count. Damn this match is close as hell. ANGLE SLAM... KILLA KURTIS WINS for the 7 points... he earned that victory!
AJ walks up the ramp defeated but spots Clair, she tried to give him dap but he looked at her like "Biiittttchhh!". Another video promo by Aces and Eights vowing another victim will be got tonight. Backstage Anderson being an a$$hole talking smack to James Storm... but lets be honest Anderson is no threat to anybody. Meanwhile The Greatest Man That Ever Lived talking about Robert Roode bytchin' about the contract. Back in the ring it's time for a knockouts match between Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher... Gail ain't waiting but Tessmacher hit the heiseman to jump out of the way. Scust at Tazz talking about sniffing Tessmacher at the commentator's booth last week... although I do want to sniff that butthole, I'm just sayin'. Tessmacher grabs Gail from the second robe to hit a modified front face slam for the win. Queen Madison comming out to let Brooke know she's got Earl Hebner's penis in her back pocket... fukking your way to the top is the American Way.
Joseph Park backstage quoting random Law and Order cases talking about the upcoming Contract Signing betweeen Roode and Aries. Highlights of last week's opening match and a Kenny King bio promo package. Sting comes out with seizure enducing Dixietron playing in the background to moderate the contract signing between Ex-Champ Robert Roode and DA CHAMP Austin Aries. Roode looks distraught, apparently according to the contract if Roode loses this sunday Roode will never get another shot for the TNA Heavyweight Champion as long as A-Double is the current champion... AND ROODE AIN'T HAVING THAT AND HE AINT SIGNING shyt! Aries calls Roode a "crying bytch" but agrees to a modified verbal handshake agreement.... if Roode wins he's the champion and Aries will NOT receive a rematch clause but it Aries wins then Roode will not receive a rematch clause so either way Roode vs Aries will happen for the last time this sunday. Just like the old school ROH Code of Honor they shake hands... and Aries gets a glass of water thrown in his face while Roode runs out of the ring in a classic heel fashion.
Backstage Hernandez and Chavito talking about going after the tag team championships meanwhile TSC's Kid Kash and Gunner want revenge on the mexicans. Now it's time for the main event with is also a BFG Series Match between Twitter Ray vs "The Outlaw Cowboy" James Storm. Bully shooked about Aces and Eights making him a new victim of the Summer Jam screen. Bully going hard in the paint but he catches a Codebreaker to set up a Last Call Sweet Chin Music but Bully uses the referee as a shield... BULLY CUTTER... wow they let Bully Ray win straight up for the 7 points. Bully got his wallet chain waiting for an Aces and Eights attack... Bully begging for them to come down but instead they appear on the Dixietron sounding like Bane... he really really does... claiming that they are coming after Bully Ray this sunday at the ppv. Will Bully have to put in a call to DudleyVille for some back-up? We'll find out, I'll holla!
As we last left off a random ass crackhead wondered in the Impact Zone and asked AJ Styles for some spare change, Styles didn't have any change but was like "I got some dikk! Want some?" and the rest was history. Meanwhile Robert Roode is gathering up the backstage possee to take their frustrations out on the accused James Storm... somebody gotta take the blame and an asswhooping so why not him? Bully Ray comming out looking like he would fit in as a background extra for the movie American History X. Bully don't respect dem slores, but he's a Twitter fiend... damn he's really sounding like he's trying to get some Twitter commerical sponsorship. Bully trying to use his limited detective mode skills to label Storm leader of the Aces and Eights, but Storm comes out not having that bullshyt. Storm quoting lyrics from his theme song drawing a line in the sand wanting Bully to squad up... but in typical classic heel fashion Bully is quick to back down. Oh snap Aces and Eights looking like "The Lost and Dammed" from Grand Theft Auto 4 appearing on the Dixietron saying that they are gonna wreck shyt sending Bully into a insane rant... wait Sting FOOLISLY grants Aces and Eights an open invatition to come to the Impact Zone?! Somebody gonna get their ass whipped no doubt... really Sting?!
Pope looking like the brother of the leader of the Mad Gear Gang from Final Fight cutting a promo talking about he's gonna win the BFG Series despite the fact he's 11th place... slightly doing better than Robbie E which is not that hard to do. Mr. Anderson rudely talking over a lovely pan-up of Christie Hemme as Rob Van Dam facing Brutus Magnus in a BFG Series Match. Magnus looks like TNA's version of Wade Barrett but without the horrible shoulder tattoos. EEEWWWW at Anderson calling RVD "huge" and "deceptively large"... no homo nikka! Damn at Van Dam hitting Magnus with Slow Chin Music, but Magnus comes back with a hell of a clothesline. FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH... Van Dam wins with 7 points. Backstage Robert Roode talking about finding hidden loope holes in the contract that he's gonna sign later tonight and will use his lawyer goons to handle some business.
They are still showing these damn Direct Auto Insurance starring Matt Morgan... is he even still with the company? Highlights of Clair Lynch's baby shower starring Hollywood Daniels and Franklin Kazarian... damn that "baby AJ Styles" doll is still hilarious. Time for the tag team belts to be put on the line... all hell no its that punk ass Garrett Bischoff and Devon vs THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... OF THE WORLD (I don't know what the hell that means) Daniels and Kaz. By my count it's been at least 9 weeks since he last defended his Television Championship ON TELEVISION... WHAT THE HELL?! Nice classic team work by Kaz and Daniels... DAMN at that top rope boot to the chest. Daniels trying to go upside someones head with a belt but referee stops it but the ref don't stop Kaz going upside Devon with a belt for the win to retain the titles. With Aces and Eights comming on the show later on the show hopefully Devon and Garrett are well enought to provide bodyguard servies.
Highlights of horrible acting by Brooke Hogan, Sting wisely kept Brooke's ass at home since Daddy Hogan is still layed up in the hospital. A promo package of the BFG Series contestants to promote the Hardcore Justice ppv this sunday... THEREALBRAND I thank you for the download in advance. The Cardigan Robbies wearing sweet Dipset pink sweaters with a table in the ring bragging about having on 5 points... wait what? Robbie talking reckless talking bout he gonna earn 20 points on Based Hardy's expense... wait what? Damn Robbie E is proud to be in last place... everybody needs goals I guess but he is right about his sweaters look better than Hardy's chrisbrownbeater shirts. DAMN HE SLAPPED THE shyt OUTTA ROBBIE... bytch better have my crack money! Rob Terry "Doin' Work" by putting Hardy through the table... I truly don't understand what the hell just happened in the ring. Backstage AJ Styles talking about not remembering fukking Clair Lynch since he don't drink... is he Stright Edge?
Taz looked shooked with Samoa Joe comming to the commentator's booth mad as hell because apparently he is not allowed to commentate. Sweet Jesus Christie, she announces the BFG Series Match between former TNA Tag Team Champions AJ Styles vs Kurt Angle. Is that Clair Lynch in the front row cheering on Styles? It's kinda sad that it's usually the crazy women that nikkas are willing to raw dog and get pregnant... but that crazy puss do be good though I can't front. Kurt getting crunk as hell with that Tilt-a-Whirl backbreaker. They keep showing Clair in the row cheer looking faded like she was smoking with Jeff Hardy backstage. Angle Slam countered into a PELE Kick... damn that was a close 2 count, if that was Earl Hebner he would have awarded the match to Madison Rayne somehow. Styles hits a flying forarm splash to a Styles Clash combo...DAMN that was another close 2 count. Damn this match is close as hell. ANGLE SLAM... KILLA KURTIS WINS for the 7 points... he earned that victory!
AJ walks up the ramp defeated but spots Clair, she tried to give him dap but he looked at her like "Biiittttchhh!". Another video promo by Aces and Eights vowing another victim will be got tonight. Backstage Anderson being an a$$hole talking smack to James Storm... but lets be honest Anderson is no threat to anybody. Meanwhile The Greatest Man That Ever Lived talking about Robert Roode bytchin' about the contract. Back in the ring it's time for a knockouts match between Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher... Gail ain't waiting but Tessmacher hit the heiseman to jump out of the way. Scust at Tazz talking about sniffing Tessmacher at the commentator's booth last week... although I do want to sniff that butthole, I'm just sayin'. Tessmacher grabs Gail from the second robe to hit a modified front face slam for the win. Queen Madison comming out to let Brooke know she's got Earl Hebner's penis in her back pocket... fukking your way to the top is the American Way.
Joseph Park backstage quoting random Law and Order cases talking about the upcoming Contract Signing betweeen Roode and Aries. Highlights of last week's opening match and a Kenny King bio promo package. Sting comes out with seizure enducing Dixietron playing in the background to moderate the contract signing between Ex-Champ Robert Roode and DA CHAMP Austin Aries. Roode looks distraught, apparently according to the contract if Roode loses this sunday Roode will never get another shot for the TNA Heavyweight Champion as long as A-Double is the current champion... AND ROODE AIN'T HAVING THAT AND HE AINT SIGNING shyt! Aries calls Roode a "crying bytch" but agrees to a modified verbal handshake agreement.... if Roode wins he's the champion and Aries will NOT receive a rematch clause but it Aries wins then Roode will not receive a rematch clause so either way Roode vs Aries will happen for the last time this sunday. Just like the old school ROH Code of Honor they shake hands... and Aries gets a glass of water thrown in his face while Roode runs out of the ring in a classic heel fashion.
Backstage Hernandez and Chavito talking about going after the tag team championships meanwhile TSC's Kid Kash and Gunner want revenge on the mexicans. Now it's time for the main event with is also a BFG Series Match between Twitter Ray vs "The Outlaw Cowboy" James Storm. Bully shooked about Aces and Eights making him a new victim of the Summer Jam screen. Bully going hard in the paint but he catches a Codebreaker to set up a Last Call Sweet Chin Music but Bully uses the referee as a shield... BULLY CUTTER... wow they let Bully Ray win straight up for the 7 points. Bully got his wallet chain waiting for an Aces and Eights attack... Bully begging for them to come down but instead they appear on the Dixietron sounding like Bane... he really really does... claiming that they are coming after Bully Ray this sunday at the ppv. Will Bully have to put in a call to DudleyVille for some back-up? We'll find out, I'll holla!