A hell of a Rock Bottom by Bully ray, how that's not his main finisher I'll never know. Bully is the only person other than Ric Flair that never hits that top rope splash. What the fukk... Joseph Park is hobbling his ass down to the ring to smack the shyt outta Bully Ray for Samoa Joe to get that Rear Naked Choke submission for 10 points... still no way near the lead but execellent match. Damn Joesph admiting that he's been punked out from elementary, middle, high school, college, and law school like a bytch. So in two weeks time a rematch between Joseph Park vs Bully Ray is going to happen... since the AJ/Dixie love child storyline has been sestroyed, this Bully Ray/Joseph park storyline is TNA's current best storyline.
So Mike Tenay telling everyone to go on impactwrestling.com to listen to the real phone call and the edited phone call between AJ Styles and Dixie Carter, and Daniels would have gotten away from it too but McNutly, Freeman and Prezbo saw through the wire and brought out the truth. More intervew of Dixie and Crack Lynch... boring as hell. Kaz begging to Boss Hogan to not be in the tag team championship match as Daniel's tag partner but Hoegan ain't trying to hear that shyt so the match is on. ALL HELL NO... No Queen Maddie please don't be trying to holla at Garrett Bischoff... wait Garrett is not the crush she's asking for help? SWERVE! Madam Brooke Hoegan marketing Brooke Tessmacher with Direct Auto Insurance, but Gail Kim Ishii ain't having it. Gail Kim want her rightful rematch clause match and Madam Hoegan books the match next week.
Lucious Christie Hemme calling the next X-Division Title Shot match betwen Rashad Cameron vs Mason Andrews, as Rampage Jackson would say "IT'S GONE BE BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!" Rashad Cameron looks like a small Ben Wallace with his afro puff and goatee. Both men are high flying and athletic, perfect for the X-Division style. Mason Andrews reminds me of a young Shelton Benjamin with the way he's wrestling. Rashad using R-Truth's "Little Jimmie's Truth Teller" for the win and advance to the Ultimate X Match for the X-Division Title, damn he's heavily reppin' the hoods of Philly. James Storm and Based Hardy meeting with Boss Hogan being booked as the main event next week. In the ring now for the final GutCheck judging of Taelor Hicks with Al Snow, Bruce Prichard and that cock-smuggling sumbytch Taz. Taelor dressed like she's going to Comic Con with her blue and yellow outfit and firey red hair. Taz votes... yes. OH shyt Joey Ryan in the front row talking shyt to Taz... damn they brought out at least 90 goons to drag out Joey Ryan, the TNA Nexus is comming soon. Al Snow votes... no. Bruce Prichard votes... yes. Taelor Hicks is now an official TNA Knockout. Backstage Kurt Angle hyping up his partner Styles getting ready for the main event. Apparently Styles vs Daniels in a Last Man Standing Match at the ppv, should have been a Street Fight but whatever.
Damn apparently Samoa Joe's victory puts him at second place with 27 points, Chris Sabin next week gonna talking about re-injuring himself last week. Why is Dixie and her ex-addict friend Clair in the front row? Time for the main event, Daniel and Kaz comes out... apparently Kaz isn't Daniel's prison bytch anymore. Killa Kurtis Angle comes out... I wish he comes home to the WWE and gets a Undertaker-type contract, not AJ Styles coming out throwing up the Roc-a-Fella Illumani Diamond up. Oh shyt Styles went straight toward the throat on Kaz... he's pissed. Kaz is not in this match at all he's just standing there, he won't be going to the pay window at this rate. This is now basically a 3 on 1 Handicapped Tag Team Title Match and Daniels is holding his own. Now kaz is in this and that was a nice TKO on Angle. AJ is "stylin'" on Daniels.. oh shyt here comes the typical referee bump. Daniels gots a steel chair but Kaz takes the chair and deserts Daniels... oh snap Kaz comes back and hit AJ with the chair... DANIELS AND KAZ ARE TAG TEAM CHAMPS... Swerve! There has been more swerves in tonight's Impact than the song "Mercy" by Kanye West. Daniels claims that Clair Lynch's baby she's pregnant with belongs to AJ Styles... so this storyline must continue. I'm done, time for me to listen to "Da nikka Tape" that I downloaded from The Booth. Coli Coli Coli... fukk The Other Siiiiiddeee!
if El Generico came running down the ramp.
@ Sonja Dutt's finish, jesus...
